Zuckerberg is watching you. Masturbate, that is.

Discussion in 'News' started by Baya Rae 4900, Oct 8, 2011.

  1. Baya Rae 4900

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    Shake that source.
     
  2. Bob

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    welp time to add facebook to my hosts file
     
  3. zaiger

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    I'm $$Trooper, a badass commie nigger.

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    welp, if i got a facebook now, i'll have Zuckerberg AND the Australian government spying on me.
     
  6. oddguy

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    ^It was an accident retard. :derp: :derp: :derp:
     
  8. ExplosiveDiareah

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    So.... Prevention tips?
     
  9. usar

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    Are you me?
     
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    Suuuure. It had nothing to do with finding out what your users habits were, and then jewing that data to advertisers.
     
  11. SuperSpecialSuperStar

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    I guess downloading all those 14 year old Japanese girls in a transparent swimsuit was a really bad idea.
     
  12. Lloyd

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    Using facebook is like marrying your rapist.
     
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    Before moving on to the superior Google+, I spent countless hours marking every advertisement as "sexual/offensive". I didn't even need Ad-Block, but I downloaded it anyway just to spite facebook further.
     
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    2011 Faggot of the Year

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    Whatever happened to your usual giant brownish-red text?
     
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    azn attention whore

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    doe he really have that much spare time in his hands? lol
     
  16. ExplosiveDiareah

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    Use google+ and your just gonna get fucked over even further, these companies want avvess to the finer details of your personal life, do not let them have it.
     
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    That's never a bad idea.
     
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  20. m450n_yuno

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    Jesus was already watching me masterbate before all this happened.