Zombie-hag says: Save the planet, kill bebes.

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  1. Weezus Christ

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    Promise? How did you know that thats exactly how I want to be found dead....getting buttfucked by the guy I stab in the neck?
     
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    i am in your dreams at night. carpathias' song plays silently and rhythmically to the beat of your exhalation.

    i watch over you as your phantom mannequin is willed to thrust deeper into the sharting geyser of dirrhea blood.

    it is here that you see the foot prints in the sand as you look down and wait for the reach around.

    but the reacharound never comes. only darkness. then the light.
     
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    As usual

    There's no need, you already did an awesome job

    In fact, the biggest toxic waste dump/ecological catastrophe of all earth hystory happened when aerobic bacteria developed photosyntesys and started to turn the food in the enviroment (CO2, lol) into a really agressive, poisonous substance (oxigen) which caused a huge mortality, probably the biggest mass extinction ever

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Great_Oxygenation_Event

    That was like a million times worse for the life that populated the planet than anything that we can do now to the ecosystem, including full nuclear war...

    ...and still, the planet didn't gave a fuck. Obviously. Moreover, that enviromental disaster it's what allowed the evolution of big animals, including humans.
     
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    Lol, Mags confirmed for Rio Tinto employee.. :D
     
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    I think we're focusing on the wrong things. Let's face it, outside of issues in third-world shitholes feminism is a laughingstock. It's an ideological poison pill. So let them try and tie feminism to climate change. It's like someone tying a plague rat to their lunch, and then acting surprised when they become mortally ill.

    Agree with the Logan's Run suggestion. It's pretty clear to me that humans were never meant to live as long as we do now and that old age is more than just physical deterioration. Senility is a hell of a drug. These scaremongers should start playing by their own rules and save the planet by offing their own dumb asses.
     
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    Wow, never seen before, kids proposing the ritual sacrifice of grandpa to apease the Gods of Acne...totally works, always

    (See, Rodi? That's how to use sarcasm...)
     
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