Zimmerman witness Rachel Jeantel forced to admit she can't read

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    Another ape that thinks only white people can be racist:



     
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    Once again it is apparent the solution to the Trayvon Martin problem is moar guns.
     
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    Let's take this moment to remember that, initially, neither the police or state wanted to press charges because they deemed it self defense on the spot and even if that weren't the case they didn't have enough evidence for a conviction. This trial is happening because of the "dey racist" cries that came from Al Sharpton, Spike Lee, et al and Obama's "muh sun" comment.

    Now there are witnesses saying they say Trayvon pummeling the shit out of Zimmerman. Then this witness comes to the stand and shits all over the defense's case. It's becoming increasingly clear that Trayvon was the instigator and that Zimmerman acted in self defense.

    The media reaction: "HAI GUYZ STOP CALLING HER NAMES!" The only problem is that this is a story completely made up by the media - nobody has been publicly critical towards her in any way, shape, or form (unless you want to count Youtube comments and twitter posts as legitimate. But then why no outcry for the "I'll kill Zimmerman myself" tweets?); rather, the media is making it seem like this is the case.

    Then there are the apologists:

    http://ideas.time.com/2013/06/28/rachel-jeantel-explained-linguistically/
    http://www.cnn.com/2013/06/27/opinion/zimmerman-jeantel
    http://www.newyorker.com/online/blogs/newsdesk/2013/06/trayvon-martin-rachel-jeantel-on-trial.html
    http://www.slate.com/blogs/crime/20..._zimmerman_trial_gets_the_trayvon_martin.html
    http://www.npr.org/blogs/codeswitch...nk-folks-dont-understand-about-rachel-jeantel

    Fortunately it seems the public is sick of this shit and have turned against the media outlets for this yellow journalism.
     
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    How did the prosecution think putting her on the stand was a good idea? Surely they must have talked to her before hand?
     
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    They have nothing else. Simple as that. It's like asking why the prosecutors put Mark Fuhrman on a Black Jury knowing he used the word Nigger.
     
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    At least Encyclopedia Dramatica's race baiting is humorous and not taken seriously. This is why Encyclopedia Dramatica will destroy corporate media.

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    I don't really give a shit about any of this.

    Umm, why is this such a big deal again?
     
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    We're not here to hold your fucking hand or answer your fucking stupid questions.

    Fucking grow the fuck up and stop running crying back to your whore mother every time life kicks you in the nuts.

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    I'd like to point out that skittles and a soda on hand are very handy if cops pull up and ask what you're doing.
     
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    Why is this case still relevant? Trayvon was clearly looking to rob houses(he wasn't turning out so well) and Zimmerman is a fat shit who should be locked up - or even killed - purely based on the fact that he's a fat shit. They're both guilty.
     
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    Umm, why is this such a big deal again?[/quote]
    Because it's fucking hilarious! It's as if you don't get ED at all.... You nigger racist, go check your privileges some where else.
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    Obama also said that if he had a son, he'd look like the criminal Trayvon. If you don't see this whole scandal is by Jews to start a race war in America, then you should give me your firearms since you won't obviously be needing them once a chimpout happens.
     
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    Now I'm picturing getting milked by @Solution

    You really never fucking know where these threads will take you.
     
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    He appears to have strong hands.
     
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    By "why is this a big deal?' I meant why is the Mainstream Media bitching and moaning about all of this? I certainly find this hilarious, I mean, White guy shoots nigga? That's comedy gold, but why is it such a big deal?
     
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    Cuz it's drama. What's more this isn't about race, if this was this nigger no one would think twice about Zimmerman.


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    But no it's this little cuttie with a boottie:

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    He even started thugging up that angelic visage giving him that bad boy edge that makes tween girls go all atwitter.

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    Not to mention if photo journalism wasn't officially dead before it is now

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    The drama is such that Zimmerman's life is over and the show trial is only just getting started. This all merely dances around the fact that consumption in the black communities and culture are monopolized by a bunch of white monkeys in suits and that as a result of this exploitation the slave-ghettos have so devolved that filial retribution is the only thing that keeps order. This has nothing to do with race or culture, it's all about poverty and white, black or yellow the global ghetto is the inevitable future that will be enforced with iron and blood.

    Nothing will change, why fight it and miss out on this entertaining distraction and all the lulz that goes with it? I mean that is what it's here for.
     
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    I am surprised they let this negress fatso claim she was the dead niggro's girl friend or something.

    Where are all the white wimminz at?
     
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    Because Jews want this to become a race war so they can have an excuse to grab white people's guns.
     
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