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Discussion in 'Hall of AEpic' started by Hater, Aug 4, 2016.
Her face makes each of his tweets 10x creepier
@zew0 if you delete shit it just makes it worse nigga
@zew0 i found your true soulmate, someone who shares your love of bridenapping celebrities. Only, she wants Ben Cumberbatch chloroformed n in her basement.
Spoiler: Delusions of Cumberbatchatrimony
I would laugh at his politeness while saying, "You're welcome," and then walk away. He would ask his friend who I was, and he would tell him I was an accomplished author (because his friend knows stuff like that), and Cumberbatch would ask me later at the party if he could show me around England. I would ask him to take me to either a contemporary art museum or an incredibly old church, making me unique and spontaneous compared to all the other girls.
It was bad. I was convinced I was going to be his wife and the mother of his children. I had serious conversations with myself about if I could be happy raising kids while he was on location. I imagined the fights we'd get into about it. Then I'd imagine the fun signs the kids and I would make to welcome him home at the airport. I imagined the discussion he and I would have about boarding school and the funny stories he'd tell about me on talk shows. The one problem I saw with this future, however, is that I wanted Benedict to marry me for me and not for future children. I mean, what if I couldn't get pregnant? How would we cope?
Stay away from my gf creep
That V8 and hot sauce can play hell with mah dieabetis.
YOU DON KNOW MY STRUGGLE!
I would like to lodge a formal complaint against @oddguy for being a messy hoe and not giving my memes or harambe any respect
I'm sure Cumberbatch would fall head over heels for this mole rat-looking ho.
...Seriously though, I wouldn't even sleep with this chick if I was both drunk & high.
Shame, you might've had a chance with her.
Dude, her skin is beyond white. It's fucking colorless.
Not to mention she has the face of Nosferatu
you're just jelous
Shhhsssh, chimps in glass cages shouldnt hurl stones.
She is kinda weird looking, but this thread isn't about who u wanna fuck.
Its about who @zew0 is gonna get a restraining order from first, jlaw, sugarbombs, or maybe he'll just go for low hanging fruit and try to get an ex nickelodeon starlet.
Yes. I've never been mentally ill enough to carve out an alpaca heart and mail it to Milla Jovovich with a poem expressing my undying love. Perhaps I will be. One day.
Right, I don't wanna disrupt the thread topic.
But I just gotta say,.. N I G G A..., I'm David Beckham compared to your "America's Most Wanted Top-10", hillbilly, serial killing psycho lookin' ass. When you post a picture without a mask covering yo damn face, then you can talk shit.
I don't need to brag about my looks on an internet forum to strangers who don't give a fuck.
And irl some chicks dig the " i might strangle u, fuck your dead body and chainsaw up your remains in my woodshed" look. Reminds them of daddy.
Introduce them to @zew0
I have a great way to solve this while remaining on topic.
We can fly you guys to murrietta and whoever get's Zew0 female schizophrenic personality's permission to fuck his ass will be the better looking
I'm fine with that only if you join the competition with us.
Aha you afraid that Radha might win so you'd rather me take Zew0's buttpussy?
I don't blame you, id be angry too if i knew i would lose a fine ladyboy like Zew0 to a bitter forum rival
damn zewo pussied off with a taylor swift gif
Are u threatened by my roguish devil may care bearing and "De Niro from Taxi driver" good looks so u wanna bring in pinch hitter?
Or do u hope this entire encounter will turn into a giant gay bukakke gaybang n have always dreamed of getting railed by @Rodion ?
She could actually be really hot if she ditched those fucling glasses and learned how to use lipstick.
This will end up in a fagtag...
Honostly shes hotter than any girl you guys would be able to get
Edf mods can't fagtag for shit. They're all complete pussies.
I like her cold dead soulless eyes. Reminds me of Dahmer.
10/10 would necrofuck n cannibalize.
If she fixed her hair. Side swept part ain' t working for herthert.
EDF mods are just a symbol of the globalist powers out to control and oppress us
Dunno what you're on about with the lipstick; bitch is Polish, and comes from a long line of loud, mouth-breathing retards, so it makes sense she has a huge face-hole (see below). As to the glasses, I refer you back to the dumb-Polack issue, so she over-compensates wearing those under the mistaken impression they off-set her village idiot heritage.