Your Villainous Alter-Ego

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    Everyone has one. You drink too much booze, maybe eat too much sugar, or you get cooped up for too long, and it makes you a little crazy.

    Maybe even it kick starts your VILLAINOUS ALTER-EGO!

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    I have to go with Snidely Whiplash. Bad traffic kick starts my Evil Villain side. Road rage takes over, and I start driving like a wacky racer in a grand prix that has no finish. Then I twist my beard into separate little spikes to emphasize my dastardliness.

    What about you?
     
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    There's not much that does that to me.

    Just a few people irl I guess.
     
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    BUT WHO DOES IT TURN YOU INTO?
     
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    BANNED LOL

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    My alter ego is a girl that seduces erryone and then dumps them.

    Pretty realistic
     
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    God, there's so many. Who do you guys think my villainous alter-ego is? Or am I the villainous alter-ego?
     
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    Too much nigger interaction in 1 day turns me into:
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    BANNED LOL

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    There can't be anything worse then you already are.
     
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    Coming from you, I'll take that as a compliment.
     
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    I'm cereal, on the road.

    Every road has a racing line I must take, at a dangerous speed; every ricer must be overtaken... by a minivan. FUCK YOUR VTEC, LOOK AT THIS PIECE OF SHIT THAT JUST PWNED YOU!

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    That's the idea.
     
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    But seriously, who do you guys think my villainous alter-ego would be?
     
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    A dog humping a girl's leg.

    Oh, wait, that's Kuma.
     
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    BANNED LOL

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    An even better troll?
     
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    >Implying i'm not my villanous alter ego all day long.
     
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    LOL, oh you.

    Villains don't usually bitch and moan about some tinpot dictatorship in Africa.
     
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    i doubt it.
     
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    hipster and batman medals? believes hes symbiote spider-man?

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    Someone is taking this thread too seriously.

    Fuck off.
     
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    you seem to care enough to post about it. whos taking it too seriously again? faggot.
     
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    Yeah.
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    jelly eh? im so jelly. i wish i was a hipster cool kid on the forum, like you.