Your new hero is here

Discussion in 'Hard Gay Shitpost Metropolis' started by Zozmal, Jun 27, 2012.

  1. Zozmal

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    I Zozmal, am here to protect you from the evil known as our sheriff, and punish all who do wrong. I wear a mask to shepherd my brothers from the valley of darkness, and cast down upon thee with great vengeance, and furious anger on those who attempt to poison my brothers. You will know my name is Zozmal, when I lay my vengeance upon thee.
     
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    You are really bad at this.
     
  3. Zozmal

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    Fuck you sheriff 632919-rorschach013_super.
     
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    And all the hipsters and faggots on EDF will look up and shout "Fuck off," and you'll look down and whisper "No."
     
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  6. minty

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    i can be night owl?
    i am so totally night owl u guys.
     
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    It's Nite Owl and why the fuck would anybody want to be Nite Owl?
     
  8. minty

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    honestly, he's my favorite character.
    and no, it's night owl. because i said so. :gaben:
     
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    Good work minty.
    You are now a chubby white guy in a gay batman ripoff costume.
     
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    i also have issues getting a boner and i'm sloppy seconds after a blue guy with a bigger penis.
     
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    The only thing that gets your penis up is fourplay.
     
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    The comedian is my favorite character.
     
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    if by that you mean getting dressed up in a costume and beating the shit out of people, then you're correct.
     
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    I'm more concerned who is going to be Ozymandias.
     
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    So now what?
    We are done with power rangers and doing this now?

    Who do I have to dress as this time?
     
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    Your normal gay jew self. Honestly there's no place to put you.
     
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    I'm a power ranger forever man, I find all this watchmen thing pretty boring.
     
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    We can have a huge internet :efriends:about it
     
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    Not really is just my taste, I watched the movie and was fucking stupid and boring, I try to read the comic and it was boring too.
     
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    I am this superhero.

     
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    I only know that I want to be the squid that killed thousands of people in New York. Since Khanzer wants to stay out of this.
     
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    Why I will want to be an inferior squid?
     
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    It's not a squid. It's... something. Whatever it is, it's a far more advanced creature than Humanity.
     
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    What the fuck is going on here?
     
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    We're welcoming a hero. But he's not the hero EDF needs right now, he's the hero EDF deserves. So we'll call him a cunt. Because he can take it. Because he's not our hero. He's a silent guardian. A colossal faggot. He's Zozmal.
     
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    S0 we are all fucked then?
     
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