Your mom jokes

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  1. Emily

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    BANNED LOL

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    Do your thing
     
  2. rst8

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    are u srs?
     
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  4. rst8

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    mkay
     
  5. Emily

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    BANNED LOL

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    I can speak myself
     
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    What's worse than your mom?

    The holocaust.
     
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    My bad. I meant; No. I will not post your mom jokes.
     
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    fgts
     
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    Your mother sucks cocks in Hell
     
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    Your mom likes me...well until I killed her.
     
  12. Th3Gentilm0n

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    Your mother sucks penis in Hell
     
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    not very original. -2
     
  14. Th3Gentilm0n

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    Your mother sucks dildos in hell
     
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    THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU
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    meh still doesn't do it for me.
     
  17. Th3Gentilm0n

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    That's because you accept blowjobs from your mother
     
  18. That Furfag

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    Yo Mama do Stupid. She played Got Your Nose. With Voldemort!

    And your Mom's a Whore.
     
  19. Esther Nguyen

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    Your mom is so nasty that when you asked her "whats for dinner?", she spread her legs open and said "we're having crabs tonight!"
     
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    Your Mom has such bad taste she thinks Steven Tyler is beautiful.
     
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    This thread is so fail,even your mom knows it.
     
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    Yo momma's so fat she jumped in the air and got stuck.

    u mad? :trollface:
     
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    Yo mama's so poor, she was kicking a can down the street and someone asked her what she was doing, she said "movin'".
     
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    Yo Mama so butch, Kibou wants to ride her mustache.
     
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    You do realise, this thread is years old, do you?
     
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    this is a truly terrible thread.
     
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    Your mother has such low standards that she sucked Flu's peenie and got his yellow heroin-semen all up in her mouth.
     
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    Newfag, do u know what 'negroposting' is?
     
  30. Edgeworth

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    Your mother is a respectable lady and an overall outstanding parent.