Your first love

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  1. Akula

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    i am a proud member of NAMBLA and enjoy large penises in my butt
    there you go scummy
     
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    Dirty old men all over Florida are screencapping this to use in their legal defense against future charges of Rape and pedoness.
     
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    quote me on it
    also I am not a 16 year old male i am actually a school girl in gaza
     
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    @Dr. Rice is going to Rape your anus with his space nazi penis

    And you have less chest & facial hair than Palestinian girls.
     
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    :foreveralone: Never had a first love.
     
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    I fucking hate all of you. :rage:
     
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    Changed my mind. Don't care

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    Holy shit dude epic meme 5 stars
     
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    Ha, I knew it. I remember you. I know who you were on EDF1.

    Even me? :(
     
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    No, I met her IRL first and asked her if I might add her on Facebook. :) She said yes although she had no interest at all.

    What do you want with her Facebook, @CallMeMaggot ? :D
     
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    Yeah you're right, that definitely sounds like love.
     
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    I didn't know at the time that she had no interest. Because she was unable to clearly tell me it. And I was am blind and stupid.
     
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    What's the difference?
     
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    When I was 13, I had my first love. There was nobody else but my baby and nobody came between us who could ever come above. She had me going crazy, oh I was starstruck. She woke me up daily, don't need no Starbucks. She made my heart pound, and skip a beat when I see her in the street and, at school on the playground. But I really want to see her on the weekend. She know she got me dazing, because she was so amazing. But now my heart keeps racing. Because that bitch got knocked up by some scumbag a few years later and became a dirty ass hoebag.
     
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    Take, Sugar:

    [​IMG]

    For u, or for making Kenny really "pointless", ur choice
     
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    Aw, you guys are weakening my feelings of hate at such a steady rate, it's as if your stupidity were airplanes and my resolve was rebar inside the World Trade Center.
     
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    I seriously doubt it.
    Are we having some trippy Twilight Zone role reversal moment?
    Or have your balls receded so far inside your gut that you're manifesting gushy woman feelings?
     
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    Of course you do.

    When you say "woman" do you mean an actual woman or something like you?
     
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    This thread? It ain't hapnin'.

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    Sugar Bombs.
     
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    hahaha

    She would tear you appart, child
     
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    It's "tore" and your comment also makes no sense.
     
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    In fact, it should be "She would tear you appart", the comment makes sense and you are a retard

    Glad to clarify :)
     
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    Yeah. I misread.

    I didn't think it be like that.
    But it do.
     
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    I was BFFs with the captain of my high school rugby team, since the first grade. I was poor (lived in an apartment block within a nigger-infested project) and he was rich (WASP), so I'd basically spend every weekend at this guy's place, sleeping over. Well, during one such sleepover, when we were 13, he brought his laptop into the hide-a-bed we were sharing and showed me this website ideepthroat.com.

    He started fapping, I started copying the girl in the video... and we had a hot teenage sekrit romance for about a year before he freaked out and realized he was just 'experimenting', prompting a couple years of angsty, Nirvana-and-DXM-laced butthurt on my part.

     
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