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Discussion in 'Locker Room Talk' started by Khanzer, Aug 10, 2012.
So tell me Ediots, how was your first love experience?
My first love was my 2nd cousin. She lived only 1 block away so it was convenient.
Short distance, her parents knew my parents, we knew each other, easy access to each other's rooms. Only thing we had to keep a secret was the fact that we were fucking and not just playmates, in which case we just waited till they were gone from my house or hers before we did anything.
Lasted for about a year until both sides started talking about how we were spending too much time together. Then her parents sent her to stay at a farmhouse in Ohio or someshit with one of her Aunts and I never saw her again.
@Lyle u fuck yer family members?
I'd fuck anyone, I don't give a fuck.
My first love shot me with a handgun, stabbed me in the stomach with a knife, hit me with her car, and then left me in the desert to die. I had never been more aroused in my entire life.
That is kinda cool.
My first love stopped talking to me because I laughed at his when we had sex.
Guys don't like it when you laugh at their pee pee or call it cute.
It would be like them laughing at your breasts or saying they are cute.
I've never been laughed at for mine. It's usually getting yelled at in pain because I went too deep and destroyed their cervix.
Well, it wasn't just a giggle, like, "Aw, that's cute."
I laughed uproariously because I couldn't feel anything.
You should stop dating fat men, now if you want something big get a nigger.
Look back in a really old post that I did. It was a mix of internet study, and basic genetics that proved once and for all that niggers can't have big dicks, because it impedes their ability to run fast to catch their food in Africa.
Then who have bigger ?
inb4 rev lying.
It's between Norwegians and Germans, based on height, musculature, and retention on specific lipids in the body.
It's also why I laugh at emos, because they didn't develop and starved their bodies of specific lipids, they will always have tiny shrived baby es.
I am in love with myself.
I'll just leave this here...
I'm talking about the adolescent and teenager stages when going through puberty.
is it true i can grow my 10 inch in 3 weeks with a secret that makes dentists angry??
You just have to stick a bicycle pump in your urethra.
Everyone should own one. They're multi purpose so you don't have to use them strictly just for sex. I use mine to make toast.
I stopped talking to my first love because she laughed at my when we had sex.
my friend tried that and his dick popped
Yeah, the year before he was tiny
cool i think thats cool
Well how giant is your ?
I was a virgin.
He was a textbook case of micropen0r.