Your first alcoholic beverage?

Discussion in 'Food, Drugs & Alcohol' started by Heskett, Sep 3, 2011.

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    My mom used to use crown royal to ease my teething pain... true story
     
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    my brother gave me a can of milwaukee's best when i was about 5
     
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    No but I can tell you my last alcoholic beverage.

    fourloko.
     
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    I don't remember my first time doing a lot of things actually.
     
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    Is this a new one? Never seen it. Plus we only get 12% here.

    Oh and my first alcoholic drink was Black Velvet. Fucking went into the bar sat down and my "grandpa" poured me a shot (grandma was having an affair with him while my grandpa was busy overseas LOL).
     
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    I don't know if it is new, it was like $3 and had the highest alcohol content at the store near my house. I was on my way to detox and didn't have enough money for a 6-pack of my usual beer. Also it was like 7am.
     
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    A shot of Aberlour scotch when I turned 21.
     
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    (a historical re-enactment of my first bushmills n coke circa late 70s)
     
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    Stole 2 of my dad's bud-lights when I was 12 and started acting drunk to impress my friend.

    First time I got properly drunk was when I stole a bottle of wine when I was 15 and puked it up all over my room.

    I'm pretty retarded if that still isn't obvious.
     
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    6 pack of Labatts when I was close to my 8th birthday and my parents were away...grandparents were usually watching t.v. or sleeping when they were "looking after" me so it was easy. The punishment with ol leather belt was worth it at the time
     
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    Mouthwash when I was 6 :gaben:
     
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    on holidays as a child my mother would give me vodka and everyone around the table would watch intently to see how I handle it
     
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    At a family reunion when i was eight or nine. My father was talking with relatives in a chair and a had a half-finished glass of beer on the table beside him, When he got up to go continue his conversation in another room for some strange reason I decided to grab the glass and guzzle down the remaining liquid. I finished it but didn't like it. I don't think he even ever realized that someone had stolen his beer.
     
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    When I was 12 I ass chugged a bottle of champagne on a school camp.