Your first alcoholic beverage?

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  1. Heskett

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    Here's mine:

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    Definitely shouldn't be someone's first drink, was only able to take two shots before I had to quit.
     
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    [​IMG]as many as we could drink for 5 straight hours
     
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    BANNED LOL

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    Are you aware that 4chan.org doesn't allow hotlinking? All we see is an image with the text '4chan.org' on it.

    Anyway, content!

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    Ow yeah, thanks for saying
     
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    Nice.

    IT'S BLINKING AT ME!

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    My first alcohol was sake (日本酒 Nipponshu) and that was probably a good "training wheels" alcohol for me. Now I just do hard stuff and occasionally drink sake or the Soshu shit. Soshu is like the Japanese answer to vodka.
     
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    Did expect you to drink sake.:awesome:
     
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    Sort of inevitable.

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    I once bought Soshu and thought it was the regular, pussy ass sake, only to find out that it was like 80 proof or some shit. I think I drank a whole cup of the stuff before I realized this. I got frat fuck drunk reeeeeeeeeeally fast.
     
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    Hasn't everyone drank sake? I kinda like it.
     
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    If you mean the warm kind then I'm totally planking for you.

    No homo...or is it?

    You're not alone. It's good shit and all.
     
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    Yeah, warm sake of course. I still prefer the taste of a good beer over any liquor though, but liquor is much better to get shitfaced on.
     
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    Someone get me some sake.
     
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    Rum and orange juice, I was eight years old and my dad tricked me into taking a huge gulp. My first intentional alcoholic beverage was a chianti. (wine, you retard.)
     
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    whiskey sour....
    my parents would make them & they would give me some...

    one time- we were in a fancy hotel, my folks ordered me one & let me drink it...
    mind you, it was in Hong Kong & in the 70's.....

    i still drink them.
     
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    I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti.
     
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    I think it was fosters or something in a wetherspoons, woeful. Never sure why I waited so long to try alcohol.
     
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    My first beer was also one of my freshest, earliest memories.

    I was around three and my parents went over to their friends' house. I'm not really sure what happened; one of them had a Budweiser and I guess I was curious and wanted to try it. My parents were fine with it, I guess, so I took a sip of the beer and it was one of the shittiest tastes I've ever had and it kept me from liking any other lager, when I got older.

    I had my first vodka was when I was 18. I was at my uncle's house and me and my sisters were playing a card game, called Spoons; I was getting tired of taking shots of Bud Light so my uncle said, "It's time for you to have a man's drink," so he went to the refrigerator, grabbed a bottle of vodka and poured it into my shot glass and I drank it; despite having the sensation of hot permanent marker fumes in your throat and drooling out a waterfall, that was pretty much my best drink.

    My first drink, of legal age, was a margarita; first time having stomach pains, but it was awesome.

    The last drink I had was a Smirnoff, which is one of the weakest, but good-tasting, drinks I ever had.
     
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    MD 20/20 Red Grape Wine... vile stuff that I ended up loving in the end.
     
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    my first [and still favorite] alcoholic beverage was a vesper
    for those who've never had one,
    it's 3 parts this
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    1 part this
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    and 1/2 part this
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    shaken vigorously and served in a large martini goblet with a twist of lemon peel

    <3
     
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    boone's farm, smirnoff ice, bacardi silver and mike's hard.
     
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    I accidentally drank a glass of my mom's beer when I was 9.
    I though it was tea :'D
     
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    my mom would always give me vodka at holiday dinners and everyone around the table would watch in anticipation to see how I react to drinking it
     
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    according to my parents (cause i was 2 yo) it was 3 glasses of wine

    needless to say i was one fucked up baby
     
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    Nice intro thread, you stupid fucking faggot
     
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    When i was 8 i stole a bottle of rum from my dads cabinet. I had a sip and naturally found it disgusting


    So i then challenged myself to see how big of a sip i could have. My parents found me passed out on the kitchen floor and contemplated taking me to hospital but apparently i was breathing ok so i just slept for about 12 hours
     
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    They watched in anticipation to see if you would die :(
     
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    I had some of the shittiest wine ever created by man. I then chased it with a bit too much terrible rum as well. I had a bitch of a hangover.
     
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