Your emperor is here

Discussion in 'Noob Introduction Forum' started by EmperorOctavian, Feb 11, 2012.

  1. EmperorOctavian

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    Ediot

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    Greetings, minions.

    I have come back from my cozy tomb filled with flowers and flying kitties with a sole purpose: To come and lead the unworthy against everyone else. Under my second reign, you may expect many carebear tears and petrifying amounts of internet rage, and to triumph against all that is worthy of interest on the interwebs. My strategy is, was and will always be the same: brute force and organisation versus single opponents/groups. To destroy them one at a time is to destroy them all in a matter of time.

    So now, citizens of the underweb, filthiest place a man could find, even more full of shit than the Bronx in the 70s, I call upon you. Join me in the greatest crusade trollkind has ever seen.

    (For people with down syndrome, notable areas of my text are highlighted)
     
  2. Patroclus Rex

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    Too bad you couldn't even write Latin properly in IRC last night. nigri futuentes inter meo negotio in toto sunt
     
  3. EmperorOctavian

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    Ediot

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    obit anus, abit onus
     
  4. skylerconcarne

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    OP is a faggot. Welcome.
     
  5. Ronny

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    Girlvinyl

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    And nothing of value was earned
     
  6. Zaichata

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    Here for the "Intellectual Debates"

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    No, Ronny. No.
     
  7. oddguy

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  8. Baya Rae 4900

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    So, wait, does that mean Jar Jar Binks was Latin?
     
  9. Massgrav

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  10. TheDukeOfCrowns

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    Hannibal was better.
     
  11. TheDude2894

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    That's nice, welcome to the forum. Please regulate all of your calls to arms to the shitpost metropolis section of this forum. Thank you and have a nice day!
     
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    hey man whats up
     
  13. madh8r

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    Shitty newfags these days.

    And what ironic ass shit is
     
  14. CallMeMaggot

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    Dear Lord!

    What an horribilis anus is being til now...
     
  15. Seku

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    flying kitties shit highlighted
     
  16. oddguy

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    I think you know what this thread is missing.
     
  17. EmperorOctavian

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    I take that you did your daily absolutions to me before getting out of bed today, as you should do everyday?
     
  18. CallMeMaggot

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    :picard:

    And even if you typed ablutions, it would have been pretty retarded and missused
     
  19. EmperorOctavian

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    Ediot

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    Literal translation ftw
     
  20. TheBrickBalls

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    Gay emperor porn?

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    Except for this one; I just happen to like this.
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  21. EmperorOctavian

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    Ediot

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    That was quite the faggotry. Also, nerd.
     
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    2011 Faggot of the Year

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    Me sucky sucky the emperor long time!
     
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    If you are pretending to be a character that is worse than your current self you might as well not pretend to be someone else at all.
     
  24. TheDukeOfCrowns

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    HUURR DUURR IM A FUKING FAIRY. CALL ME A FAIRY. HURRDDUUR
     
  25. lulzbomb

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    Welcome [​IMG]
     
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    This pic sums up the best of you:

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