Your EDC (Every day carry)

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  1. ExplosiveDiareah

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    So what do you people on EDF carry on you for everyday use, and as a stand by in case of emergencies or other problems.

    Examples of EDC

    Folding pocket tool (like a tiny leatherman)
    Swiss army knife
    Medikits, This can be broken down into anything medical related as items (Example, Bandaids, Bandages Anti septic and medicines)

    Adrenaline shots (or any other medication such as insulin if you're an allergic or diabetic)

    Self defense tools (weapons but must be something small that can fit in a purse or in your pocket)
    Fire making.
    and of course Flashlights and Can openers.

    Other things are what do you keep at your home for emergencies (more likely if you live in Tornado Alley or Florida)
     
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    I carry a condom in case a mysterious hawt stranger accosts me and demands the sex.

    I've had it since 1993.
     
  3. ExplosiveDiareah

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    My EDC

    1x LED flashlight
    1x keyring multi tool (Knife, can opener, screwdriver scissors)
    1x Glowstick (high quality kind not the 99 cent shop shit ravers use)
    And I keep cash on me.

    Stuff i can keep in my pockets. or in a bumbag/fannpack (TIP Fanny packs look much better if they are black or grey and are worn to the side of your waist.
    i carry different stuff..

    Small medikit containing anti septics iodine band aids and some bandages, an extra flashlight which is bigger than a keyring one, Bottled water and everything you need to have a nice cup of tea.
     
  4. ExplosiveDiareah

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    Oi! I was getting to Condoms.

    You should allways carry an EDC condom in case of sex so you don't get pregnancy Forget it, nobody here get's laid.

    But then again getting laid on accident is like being in an emergency it can still happen Forget it, you'll get struck by lightning before any of you ever get laid without working for it.
     
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  6. ExplosiveDiareah

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    Hill Billies EDC
    Everything You Need

    Womyn's EDC
    Tampons, Makeup, Hair spray, Little Mirror, Mobile sail fone, lip stick.

    All of which will be useless in an emergency except the Tampon, if used, it will make a source of food.
     
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    Car keys, monies dat it
     
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    i first step to having every day carry is you must leave the house. this thread is void.
     
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    Switch-blade in case I encounter a wild negro that uses mug. Because I'm not allowed to carry a gun in a gun-free zone.

    Phone

    Various keys

    Watch

    I used to carry a CPR kit around in my back-pack after I found out that all certified lifeguards can get sued in PA if it's found out they didn't perform CPR in a situation where it was required and they were present. I have stopped giving a fuck and have decided I would tell the prosecution to blow me if it ever came up in court.

    Lighter
     
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    Wallet, phone, keys, chapstick, sunglasses, work badge.

    I also have a stockpile of sun screen and aloe vera at my house, since even black people can get a sunburn just for walking to their mailbox here (central Texas).
     
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    Depends on the time of year and where I'm going, I'm gonna assume that this is spring or summer I'm im not going anywhere in particular, or a place with tight security

    Phone
    Wallet
    Keys
    Headphones
    Lighter
    2-16 grams of weed
    Pipe or papers, preferably pipe
    Used to have a flip-out knife, but I lost it in Canada and never bothered to replace it
    I keep all this in one of those bags with drawstrings that also work like backpack straps, damn those things are handy.
     
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    Oh, my cousin carries a loaded revolver and two silver pieces around everywhere in case the economy goes to shit and we revert back to a gold standard. He is a tad eccentric.
     
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    I know who i'm going to mug!

    As for me.
    my wallet with my credit card and physical cash.
    mobile.
     
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    That's honestly the way I would prefer it. I am constantly doing things and just brooding the entire time.
     
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    I also weigh in at over 850 pounds.

    I have type III diabeetus.
     
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    Mine:
    Home phone(cell)
    Business phone(also cell)
    Tool belt containing :
    Screwdriver
    hammer
    nails
    screws
    pry bar
    pencil
    ruler
    wrench
    a helmet ,or a hat depending
    gloves
     
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    This one time I got up real early to take the train wearing this old coat (like when you put on whatever is near your bed) when I heard this retarded giggling but I ignored it (too sleepy to care) and then this chick poked my back and said: "uhmm, excuse me, you drop this". Turns out I had pieces of cloth stuck to the back of my coat and a sock fell on the way, she was kind enough to return the item, the end.
     
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    Sunburn? Central Texas? Uhh no that's not sun burn that's just the heat coming from the burning cross in your front yard scorching you whenever you go out to get the mail.
     
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    Walk around in a loincloth or a speedo you can get away with it.
    "I'm in Rio! walking down the beach i'm strutting in my Speedo!"