You may be a homosexual....

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  1. Trixie

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    This week, ChristWire.org published "Is My Husband GAY?," an article listing 15 tell-tale signs that your man is secretly homosexual.
    We're not sure if this is a satire or not, but from the looks of things no one really knows. We picked 9 of our favorite "commonly accepted" signs and paired them with equally ridiculous stock photos to show our readers how silly this article really was. Visit the site to see the REST of these hilarious-if-satirical, scary-if-not reasons your husband might be gay. Don't forget to vote for the most ridiculous!

    Source: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/...d-is-gay_n_687160.html#s128442&title=He_Has_A
     
  2. zaiger

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    This is too funny. BUT TRUE. They say the best satire is the kind where you can't tell if it's satire or not.
     
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    This is a major problem in the "pro family movement"
     
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    EVERYBODY'S GAY! EVEN YOUR FATHER
     
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    Oh Christ.

    "Natural men have a certain amount of grit about them. They sweat and they smell. Homosexuals often abhor this sort of thing and will also be incredibly particular about the cleanliness of the home. Does your man tweeze his eyebrows, trim his pubic hairs or use face moisturizers? Is he picky about brand name shampoos? Does he spend more time getting ready for a night out than you do?"

    GAY STEREOTYPES ARE KING
     
  6. Lloyd

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    Sure, "natural" men have a "certain grit" about them. That's why you fucking shower every day, you fucking neanderthals.

    Also,

    7) Strange sexual demands
    Fetishism is a sign that a man is seeking a harder thrill beyond the normal intimacy of heterosexual relations. The woman may not appeal to the deep desires that are coming to the surface as the marriage drags on. If there is a sudden interest in sodomy, sadomasochism, lubricants, role-play, sex toys or other non-traditional intercourse methods, this is clearly an indication of deep emotional abnormalities.

    So basically so long as you're a bore in bed, all is right in your marriage? Damn, I never knew.
     
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    Or talking about the Oozinator:

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    they say:

    Nothing is worst than homosexuality, but a close third (??) would be the act of self sexing. Remember, touching yourself in a non-child making matter is equal to rape. As a double whammy, the gays also crafted this gun to teach young men how to firmly grip their flesh torpedo in a sexual fashion while they pump it to the point of making climax.

    hahaha, oh, c'mon...
     
  10. Web v1.0

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    I've got a simple 3-point checklist:
    1. He has more and better looking shirts than the neighbors.
    2. He gets an erection whenever he sees sweaty construction workers.
    3. He sucks dick.
     
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    they even make meme-jokes...

    Obvious troll is obvious
     
  12. Lloyd

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    Yeah, upon inspection of the additional material presented in this thread, this being trolling seems likely.
     
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    lol gays, I see this as satire, a very funny one.
     
  14. Web v1.0

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    However, it's sometimes really hard to tell satire and the real deal apart.
     
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    Which is the problem we have with the wiki.
    I am sure people can tell EDF is mostly angsty teenagers.
     
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    I was kind of lolwut at the additional resources at the bottom of the article. It might sound ignorant but I did not know that finding out that your boyfriend/husband is gay was such a huge rampant problem.
     
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    I'd really love to have Christians in America working on their broken religion instead of inviting people to it.
     
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    Society's turning me gay by making me bathe regularly!
     
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    "Natural men have a certain amount of grit about them. They sweat and they smell. Homosexuals often abhor this sort of thing and will also be incredibly particular about the cleanliness of the home. Does your man tweeze his eyebrows, trim his pubic hairs or use face moisturizers? Is he picky about brand name shampoos? Does he spend more time getting ready for a night out than you do?"
    Basement dwellers don't bathe, and I'd bet at least half of them are jailhouse gay.
    Checkmate.