You know what would solve the creationism/evolution argument once and for all?

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  1. Baya Rae 4900

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    We need to impregnate several human females with the sperm of another ape sub-specie. Artificially, of course. If it's capable of forming into anything resembling a foetus then there's your answer.
     
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    No. There are many human females than there are non-human-but-still-ape females so human females are worth much less than non-human-but-still-ape females. We can't risk damaging any non-human-but-still-ape females and dooming their entire sub-specie.
     
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    That's not how it works, you douchebag.
     
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    That's what evolutionists claim, as stupid as it sounds. Maybe you're finally waking up! :)
     
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    No evolutionary biologist has ever made the claim that we can procreate with apes.
     
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    I was waiting for you to come. I didn't claim it was a pro-evolution argument. But if tigers and lions can be cross-bred, and various canine sub-species can be cross-bred then apes should be capable of cross-breeding. With a little help from technology, of course.

    Regardless of the implications on the opinions of religious fundamentalists, I would very much like to see hybrids like that. Perhaps we can use them as de facto slaves as they're not legally human?
     
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    Fixed

    Also: if you define Creationism has the theory that uncle God make all the species as they are now, perhaps that experiment would have some value

    If you define Creationism has the theory that some intelligent entity designed the fundamental aspects of the universe so that they can permit/promote life, that wouldn't mean a shit
     
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    We don't have the same amount of chromosomes as apes, so no, we can't procreate.

     
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    Why can't males and females just have lots more sex and leave it at that.
     
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    Well, OK, if you insist. You'll have to spank me though.
     
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    IT SHOULD BE LAW THAT EVERY MARRIED COUPLE MUST HAVE AT LEAST 4 CHILDREN OR ELSE
     
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    Do I get spanked in return?
     
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    Sure, just don't go putting clamps on my nipples or balls and I'm game.
     
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    They clamps would be for me. Then let the spanking commence
     
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    Foiled once more by the chromosome! Wait a minute. Horses and ponies don't have the same amount of chromosomes yet they're capable of breeding. That's how you make a mule.
     
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    And all male mules are infertile.

    And a mule is bread from a horse and a donkey, not a pony.
     
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    human + animal = yiff in hell
    ain't that rite?
     
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    Tomayto, tomahto. The point is that it's possible.
     
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    The point is that this is not how evolution and natural selection work.
     
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    Bro, I don't give a shit about either. I just want to see a hybrid.

    (And perhaps create a specie of semi-sentient slaves.)
     
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    I guess you'd better start fucking donkeys then.
     
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    No, there is about 4 billion too many people on the planet, we don't need more.
     
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    course we don' we need less
     
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    There should be less [any tribe except my own].
     
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    And if fucktards like you have your way we will be stuck on this rock hugging trees until something inevitably wipes us out.

    What a waste.
     
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    No, its not that I am pro-environmental. My opinion has to do with over-population stressing the environment. Either we lose a few billion or we all die from disaster, like the depletion of the nitrogen cycle is going to hurt a lot of people.
     
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    Or you stop being a faggot and let us use GM crops and Nuclear Power
     
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    Shut up, faggots.