You find this mouse still alive in your mousetrap ...

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  1. Evilea

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    One day you set a mousetrap and IT CATCHES A MOUSE!!!!

    Do you ~
    1. Release it and let it live? OR
    2. Kill it. Describe how you kill it?
    and why?

    Your mousetrap catches this mouse and it’s STILL ALIVE ~~

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  2. Semjaaza

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    Drop it in a clear glass bowl full of boiling water (actually boiling, like fresh out of a kettle) and watch it try to swim.
     
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    It happened to me once in the army. Got itself stuck in one of those glue traps. We just took him as is and tossed him in the trash outside.
     
  4. Likeicare

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    OP, it is your duty as an Ediot to torture this mouse/rat for as long and painfully as possible while forcing @lulzbomb to watch
     
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    Also, is that its fucking testicle in the mouse trap?
     
  6. Baya Rae 4900

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    I don't believe in senseless violence. Put it out of its misery and throw it away.
     
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    Last time this happened I wound up shooting it with a pellet rifle and threw it into the trash.
     
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    I don't believe in sensles violance because I think it's a funny combination of words.
    This is what I would imagine REALLY sensless violance would look like:


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  9. uberfukken

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    New pet mouse.
     
  10. Evilea

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  12. Negro Neologizzm$$

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    caught a half mangled mouse once, tried to smash it with a brick to put ot out of misery, but brick only land on last half of mouse. he squeaked and try to ran with his front legs but his back legs no work cause i smashed him. anst were going to eat him so i saved him and gave him water but he could not eat or drink becaues of smashed insideds and dide. i always even now wake up thinkging "i should have used shovel"??
     
  13. Harpoons

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    Looks like it's just caught by one of its balls, I'd let the unlucky little fucker go. If it'd lost a leg or something then I'd just crush its head with a brick, as I imagine the majority of people would. Torturing animals out of apathy is incredibly unfulfilling.
     
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    Smash with brick
    Attempt resuscitation

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    I don't know where or how you guys live but I don't have bricks readily available to me.
     
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  16. Negro Neologizzm$$

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    no use shovcel trust me
     
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  18. Harpoons

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    Then you've failed as a man.
     
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    Untitled.
     
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    This thread just became cool.
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    You have some issues.
     
  22. WorthlessPost

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    I thought you were an ethnic. Don't you get issued a brick and a molotov at birth? If you can't find anything that is heavy and disposable, you're really wealthy or retarded.

    One of my faggot friends had a bat in the house. He and his girlfriend had downed it, but they were too terrified to do anything. I put them permanently in the unreliable faggot category when they called around, desperate to find a solution.

    I just stabbed the poor thing with a pocket knife. The bat can't be blamed, because it was just doing it's job of being a bat. It fucked up, but it was just an animal.

    If you have leather work gloves, and you should, just grab the head and twist. If not, stab it in the heart. Killing isn't that complicated.
     
  23. minty

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    pre-neutered pet mouse...
     
  24. lulzbomb

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    Best option.
     
  25. WorthlessPost

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    I think you may be othering *trans* * people with that comment. Maybe it is time for all of us to check our privilege? Maybe the mouse is into cbt. I think kinkshaming may be an issue. I'm starting to think that this isn't just about eliminating vermin. It is about the patriarchy.
     
  26. minty

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    i think you may need to pull all those dicks out of your mouth before typin' shit in my general direction
     
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    I had assumed that you could detect obvious sarcasm. I guess that was a mistake. Maybe scroll up a bit.
     
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    Why are you starting a slap fight with minty?
     
  29. minty

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    look, i know you wanna hoard all the cocks for yourself but that's just rude, okay
     
  30. WorthlessPost

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    Oh shit. I'm not trying to start anything. I'm a little baffled that anyone could take my SJW post seriously. It would be hilarious if that was the post that got me in trouble. I don't know man, I'm drunk and easily amused. I don't care either way.