You ever been in love ED?

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  1. Phelan

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    If you ever wanted bacon so badly why wouldn't we just hook up and you can eat all the bacon you want to from my ass and hole baby? i won't even charge you the first time
     
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    I remembered only being in love with someone when I was 6, I wrote this awful song for her which I never got to play, and it only lasted for a week.
     
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    Songs at age 6? wow romantic as all fuck.

    Never wrote music/poetry for someone i loved. My looks and personality are enough of a turnoff....
    My poetry would probably earn me a face full of bearmace and a restraining order.
     
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    My co-worker told me his parents met because his dad was drunk and homeless, and passed out in the back of his mom's pickup. She woke him up, and told him to get the fuck out, so he begged and pleaded to stay. She agreed to one night. Three months later, she was pregos, and they were havin more babby after.

    Romantic as fucking shit, right there. P-sure they divorced.
     
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    I guess the foot is on the other hand now, isn't it, Hater?
     
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    ya and yall keep asking her about the time I got nut in my mouth :mad:
     
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    You cumming in your own mouth is less gay and more interesting then this train wreck of a thread.
     
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    I am in love!
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    So you're dedicated to love. Fine. You, and you only will ever know what is. Therefore keep your integrity to yourself, and leave passion out of relationships. Learn to say Hi, and also be sure to learn Goodbye. You simply cant trust a partnership beyond proper faith. You either learn to accept disbelief as possibility, or act like a faggot. You know when to say goodbye, or not. That hurt feel. It goes away in a few days. The rest of life is out leaguing.
     
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    Leave passion out of relationships?

    That's like leaving midgets out of dwarf tossing.

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    It just don't work .

    Yeah don't be dumb over a chick or dude, but no passion? Might as well be tossing concrete.
     
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    partners are always an x-factor there no guarantees in life. I met a new friend. Hung out at the guys house with some people. I met his dogs, and cat. His son. His wife. And I get an email he got a divorced, and court ordered to move out of his house. The bitch already made an online dating profile. It can randomly happen. When woman feel unappreciated they flip the script just like that. On the other hand I know of girls who support bums, and work insanely to do it.
     
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    Human nature is predictable yet unpredictable.

    Shame for ur bud. She say why she wanted the divorce?
     
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    At some point you need to be a little bit machiavellian in your relations with women. King François the first said something along the lines of "don't trust women too much, they change their minds very often".

    That being said, it's still really possible to have a good, healthy relationship with a girl. Don't get too pessimistic.
     
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    You guys seriously over complicate women.
     
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    Do you change your minds when you receive new information?

    Or when you learn the stove is hot, do you keep touching it and burning yourselves?

    You're playing too much fucking Starcraft if you think women are a hivemind, and your personal experiences are not an average sampling for humanity
     
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    Better than those cucked protoss zealots, running around yelling "My wife for hire!"
     
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    You're reading too much fucking SJW shit if you think demographics are useless because the same type of people can't possibly have some common cognitive patterns. 90% of divorces are initiated by women, so yes, I pretty much think that our personal experiences aren't that removed from an average sampling of humanity.
     
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    "Fuck her. Fuck her. Fuck her. Fuck her. Fuck her. Fuck her."

    Admit it. This is what goes on your minds when you see a cute girl on the street. I certainly do.
     
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    Have you ever been in a long term relationship?
     
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