You ever been in love ED?

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  1. Fukken_NewGay

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    I have, and it sucked. If she loved me back (or even liked) it would have been great.
    But she was sensible and fucking hated me. At the tail end of it anyway.

    We met, we bantered, we fucked, watched movies and made pancakes. The usual.

    But i fell in love and turned into a needy creep. The roles were reversed and instead of being an assertive asshole who women hate to admit they like, i became a bitch. Every text was seeking affirmation, and every response was met with delusions of "she's just teasing me, i know she really loves me back" bullshit. - Her replies were usually 'haha you're so weird/funny'.

    I never ever want to go back down that road again, so now i only make contact with girls i dislike, girls i only want to hate-fuck. And since i'm here, you know these arent primo bitches, so i have to put up with 'personalities'.

    Still better that being caught in a beta-ray explosion and becoming the incredible Sulk. Raging everything some girl who hates you looks at another dude.
     
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  3. Skaves

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    OP sounds like a nice guy.
     
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    If 'in love' means 'wanted to stab fewer times in the face than most people I meet', then yes.
     
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  7. Skaves

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    That's how I define love.
     
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    :/ too edgy
     
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    I find this concerning. Are you going to shoot up your school?
     
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    fixed.
     
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    Get a boyfriend or something; that's my love counseling for you.
     
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    My love begins and ends with an orgasm.
     
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    Yes, of course.

    It's really great...while it last. Then, it tends to become pretty boring, and then painful for a while. But if you have some emotional control, that phase is short. Anyways, it's like your first work, or your first spree...a milestone in becoming a well balanced adult (see Oddy...)

    But all this is incredibly obvious, and I fell dumb just saying it... :oops:
     
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    short answer yes.

    long answer NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
     
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    lol OP you fat screaming beta bitch. After reading your shit post, I am not surprised that she didn't like you. I feel sick just being on the same internet as you.

    You are going to die unloved, and unmissed.

    You will vanish from the Earth, and not a single person will give a shit.


    Fuck you.
     
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    Just become a bottom boi for a man, OP. At least then you can become the women in the relationship.
     
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    How do i report people for being offensive to my feelings?
    Admins going to yell at you bullies so fucking hard soon.........
     
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    They are super hurt, obviously.
    And my understanding is that in 2015, that shit is illegal.
    ED is supposed to be a safe space for my shit posts.
     
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    it is
     
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    http://www.scriphessco.com/products...IPHESSCO-adType^PLA-device^c-adid^65252632453

    It can be hard to learn to be aloof, gauge daddy problems and not behave clingy.So i figured you would want a special partner.....
    Fucking a robot sounds perfect for you!

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    A few years ago I broke up with my imaginary girlfriend. Never felt so hurt and lonely before.
     
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    Who do you think i am, Peter Coffin?
     
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    Is this the thread for /r9k/?
     
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    So does the embryo come pre inserted, or do you have to impregnate and abort it yourself?
     
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    I was in love, but that always fades away in the end. I love my wife still and we have a great kid together. You stop being "In love" and you just grow content.
     
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