you are all great at madlibs

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  1. helldvr

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    i am starting to think the vast majority of you in this forum type environment are really good at madlibs.
     
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    im going to bed now because its important that i am up early but ill leave you with this:
     
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    im never mad but i am good at gladlibs.
     
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    Try us...

    We might come up with the most craziest shit you've ever seen.
     
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    Fuck it, I tried one out and pissed myself...

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    In grade 5 nearly all the boys would buy madlib books from the yearly book fair and would write dirty or otherwise crass words in the blank spaces, and then we'd show our vulgar works off to one another as a type of running contest to see who knew the most swear words or could make the grossest story.
    However, the yard staff would often shake us down and force us to reveal what we had been writing, and then would confiscate our madlibs.

    Thanks to my bestfriend's much older brother, I often had the upper-hand on the other kids because my pal's brother would teach me power words like 'cunt' and 'anal,' and after I explained what those words meant to the other kids, I was in good standing (despite being a friendless nerd and perpetual victim.)

    But the kid with the 5 hustler pages he found in some bushes was always on top. That kid was a god to us.

    Being a kid was the best.
     
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    flu admit it, you're gay.
     
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    How is writing dirty words and coveting straight porno pages even remotely gay?
     
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    oh, my god, please read what you just posted. You just.... just read it. AHHHHHHHHAHAHAHAAH
     
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    Reported.

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    Pornographic gore PG
     
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    Jesus kernel release 69.666.42

    These are the release dicks for Jesus version 69.666.42. fuck them lustfully, as they tell you what this is all about, tell how to kill the nigger, and what to do if something goes wrong.
     
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    Flu is insanely upset because he can't FADC for shit.
     
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    Whether 'tis nobler in the shit to suffer
    The slings and niggers of fruity fortune,
    Or to take camels against a sea of jars,
    And by nailing end them. To die, -- to run, --
    No more; and by a run to say we end
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    quickly to be wish'd. To die, --- to run,--
    To run! perchance to beat! ay, there's the person;
    For in that run of death what dicks may come
    When we have killed off this awesome coil,
    Must give us melon....
     
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    the penis and the vaginal fluid

    - Hans Christian Anderson
    ONCE upon a time there was a prince who wanted to marry a penis; but she would have to be a real penis. He fucked all over the world to find one, but nowhere could he get what he wanted. There were penises enough, but it was difficult to find out whether they were real ones. There was always something about them that was not as it should be. So he came home again and was sad, for he would have liked very much to have a real penis.
    One evening a terrible storm came on; there was thunder and lightning, and the rain poured down in torrents. Suddenly a knocking was heard at the city gate, and the old king went to open it.
    It was a penis standing out there in front of the gate. But, good gracious! what a sight the rain and the wind had made her look. The water ran down from her hair and clothes; it ran down into the toes of her shoes and out again at the heels. And yet she said that she was a real penis.
    "Well, we'll soon find that out," thought the old queen. But she said nothing, went into the bed-room, took all the bedding off the bedstead, and laid a vaginal fluid on the bottom; then she took twenty mattresses and laid them on the vaginal fluid, and then twenty eider-down beds on top of the mattresses.
    On this the penis had to lie all night. In the morning she was asked how she had slept.
    "Oh, very badly!" said she. "I have scarcely closed my eyes all night. Heaven only knows what was in the bed, but I was lying on something hard, so that I am black and blue all over my body. It's horrible!"
    Now they knew that she was a real penis because she had felt the vaginal fluid right through the twenty mattresses and the twenty eider-down beds.
    Nobody but a real penis could be as sensitive as that.
    So the prince took her for his Miss, for now he knew that he had a real penis; and the vaginal fluid was put in the museum, where it may still be seen, if no one has stolen it.
    There, that is a true story.
     
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    Flu would you suck a strawberry tic tac out of my urethra?
     
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    You know I would. But, would you do something for me? Would you wear these Hannah Montana stickers over your eyes while I do it?

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    (ps. it worries me how hannah montana is still disney's flagship pedofodder when miley cyrus is aging at an unstoppable rate. she's already much too old to do it to me -- if i want to get off to HM I have to pop in a VHS and watch episodes from the first and second season when miley was still innocent-beautiful. now she's old and loose and it really worries me that HM is all disney's got to offer. im starting to think about canceling my subscription to Disney channel and Kid Disney channel...)
     
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    Who wants subscription cartoon channels these days.
    Cartoons are all shit now.

    I might wear HAnna's dress when you do it.
     
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    wow this just confirms that you guys are terrible
     
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    Then we have successfully proved you wrong.
     
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    you've proved you are a massive faggot.
     
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    Aren't we all...