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  1. Likeicare

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    EDF is my hugbox

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    Your name sounds familiar, arent you a massive sperg or something
     
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  2. MashedPotatoes

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    I thought this was well established.
    And no one really cared since he makes decent videos that have nothing to do with the desire to fuck men, dogs, or dog men.
    Also, what likeicare said, do we know you? :D
     
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  3. urlogic

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    So I know most people masturbate in the shower or in the toilet but I've always done it in bed. I am living with my parents so I guess I just like the privacy of my room. Then - and this is what I now realize is me being a fucking weirdo - when it was time I would just pull up the blanket, roll over to the side a bit and cum onto the wall/below the bed. I never really thought much of it and it never smelled bad so I just kept doing it because it was easy... Nobody noticed and people seldom visited my room anyway.
    After some years of doing this I recently reached a few difficult points in my life and this exacerbated my masturbation habits. I used to only masturbate like once a week or so (maybe that's why it didn't smell?) but for a couple of weeks I started doing it every day, sometimes a few times a day. This usually wouldn't be anything out of the ordinary for a teenager but since I was always ejaculating on my wall/bed I began to get a bad cockroach infestation there.
    I didn't notice at first and since I've never had cockroaches before I didn't really know what they were but eventually I read up on the internet that cockroaches like to live in dark, moist places in the house and that made sense... At first I felt really disgusted. I wanted to exterminate them but I definitely didn't want my parents to find out what happened, so I tried to kill them by flicking them into a bowl of water and watching them drown. But then I felt really bad.
    I don't know why but it felt like murder. I didn't really dislike the cockroaches. I had never even seen cockroaches before and they were kind of interesting. So I decided to stop killing them and kind of just let them be for like a week (at this point I finally began masturbating in the shower). I know this sounds really weird but I kind of began thinking of them as my children. It started out as a joke-thought but then it got more serious. Like, they were literally borne out of my sperm... so in my mind it made sense that they were my offspring in a way. I actually want kids when I grow up. And this was kind of like that - I used to bring them food and stuff from the kitchen and play with them by moving them around the room or letting them crawl on me and I just got really emotionally attached to them for a while even though they were obviously just insects.
    Then my parents found out. I think my dad saw one in the kitchen and immediately freaked out and called the exterminator the same day while I was at school.
    So we had to move out for about a week to an Airbnb and I was really depressed the entire time but I couldn't tell them why. They thought I just didn't like the Airbnb.
     
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  4. Likeicare

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    Tbh i cant masturbate standing up
     
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  5. MashedPotatoes

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    Just practice ~☆
     
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  6. Hedonistic Asshole

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    Likeicare is just mad he got banned from ED for being a colostomy bag and a faggot. Quote from ED "This colostomy bag was BANNED for their faggotry." And yes I have been here before got tired of the faggotry though and left for a while now please do the world a favor furfags and kill yourself.

     
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  7. Likeicare

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    Lol I'm not banned
     
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  8. Hedonistic Asshole

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    Not on the forum you idiot on encyclopedia dramatica itself you stupid shitbag.
     
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  9. Likeicare

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    Yes i understand what you are talking about. Its just a banner, im not banned, and even if someone bans me i can unban myself

    Calm down spastic
     
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    Half the editors on ED have that tag, retard.

    Your autism is showing.
     
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  12. Likeicare

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    How come this guy can come back to the forum after 2 years and still be mad at me

    @Hedonistic Asshole r u ok
     
  13. MashedPotatoes

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    where did you touch him?
     
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  14. Likeicare

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  15. MashedPotatoes

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  16. tylerisatwerp

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    whats so bad about being a furry? I'm one and I'm Very Normal
     
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  17. Likeicare

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