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  1. Meepsheep

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    THEY DON'T PAINT PICTURES, THEY JUST TRACE ME

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    Attention Please.

    My Name is Dr. Charles Kurankye Esq., an Attorney based in Accra Ghana, a
    deceased client of mine died with his family in December 26-2005 Tsunami
    Disaster.

    I have contacted you to assist me in claiming the money left behind by my
    late client before it is confiscated or declared unserviceable by the bank
    where this deposit valued at US$20.5 million Dollars was lodged.

    The bank has issued me a last notice to contact the next of kin, or the
    money will be confiscated and his account closed. My proposition to you is
    to seek your consent to present you as my late client’s next of kin and
    beneficiary of the funds, since you have the same last name, so that the
    proceeds of this account can be paid to you in your country. Then we can
    share the amount on a mutually agreed percentage.

    All legal document to back up this claim as my real late client's
    next-of-kin will be provided. All I require is your honesty and
    cooperation to enable us see this transaction through.

    This process will be executed under a legitimate arrangement that will
    protect you and myself from any breach of the law.

    I must use this opportunity to implore you to exercise the utmost
    indulgence to keep this matter extraordinary confidential, whatever your
    decision, while I await your prompt response. Please contact me at once to
    indicate your interest; I will like you to acknowledge the receipt of this
    e-mail as soon as possible.

    This transaction will be treated private with absolute confidentiality and
    sincerity. Please contact me at once to indicate your interest via email
    giving me your contact number for faster communication. When I get your
    reply, I will send you a detailed explanation and my full contact
    information. However if this business proposal offends your moral values,
    do accept my apology.

    To affirm your willingness and cooperation please do so by replying
    immediately with your information as follow:

    1. Your complete name
    2. Your address
    3. Private Telephone number

    I do expect you prompt response.

    Kind regards,
    Dr. Charles Kurankye Esq.
     
  2. Comcastboy

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    Hello sir! Welcome to the asshole.
     
  3. vermin

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