The whole reason I joined ED was in order to write some articles about the epic bullshit and faggotry I've observed on Yelp. I am now pleased to report that I've overcome my natural laziness and learned how to write an ED article. Submitted for your consideration is the sad tale of Sammy D S's fake suicide. I have not filled my article with tons of jokes, because I feel the mere facts of this true story are inherently lul-worthy. I do have lots more information to share about this fellow and the drama he's created, but I wanted to get this article up there and out into the world. So it will be an ongoing work in progress. I do hope you will enjoy it.