Yelp Faggotry: I've authored my very first ED article

Discussion in 'Encyclopedia Dramatica Collaboration' started by Obsequious, Oct 30, 2011.

  1. Obsequious

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    The whole reason I joined ED was in order to write some articles about the epic bullshit and faggotry I've observed on Yelp.

    I am now pleased to report that I've overcome my natural laziness and learned how to write an ED article.

    Submitted for your consideration is the sad tale of Sammy D S's fake suicide.

    I have not filled my article with tons of jokes, because I feel the mere facts of this true story are inherently lul-worthy. I do have lots more information to share about this fellow and the drama he's created, but I wanted to get this article up there and out into the world. So it will be an ongoing work in progress.

    I do hope you will enjoy it.
     
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    Need moar desu pics
     
  4. Obsequious

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    Thanks, rock5150! Khanzer, I don't think desu pics would be relevant to this article.
     
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    Do you have pics from the faggot? or at least his real name.
     
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    Hay, not bad!
     
  7. Obsequious

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    Thanks, ge5undhe17!

    Khanzer, the guy did possibly upload real pics of himself to Yelp recently, but they disappeared when his latest troll account got deleted.

    I do know his full name, but I didn't include that because, well, I guess I'm a very compassionate faggot.

    He's certainly not the type to refrain from posting somebody's dox, but I chose to take the moral high road for now.
     
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    i enjoy article about LULz people....
    it was very good & interesting.

    :: pins a gold star on you::
     
  9. Obsequious

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    Thank you Trixie! You're such a sweetheart!
     
  10. TheDukeOfCrowns

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    Get some pics of him and shoop him sucking dicks or in drags.

    And you're set.
     
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    I would make sure that the fact you have authored an ED page is listed in large bold font on your resume.

    Good job on writing an article.

    I didn't actually read it, however I applaud you in principle.

    I also concur with Duke re shooping cocks and drag.
     
  12. Obsequious

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    Thanks, Scumhook! Sadly, as I said, this guy's photos disappeared from the Yelp when his most recent account was deleted. Also, there's no proof those were actually his pics to begin with. Usually when it comes to Photoshop and cocks, I like to just sit there and use Photoshop to make mine look even more grotesquely large than it already is.