yay booze

Discussion in 'Food, Drugs & Alcohol' started by Corn Hole Bob, Aug 18, 2011.

  1. Corn Hole Bob

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    I'm finally as drunk as i wanna be, and you guys get all the benefiets.
    i live alone in the woods, and my neighbors are gone. should I
    a. sing my favorite songs like an ass
    b. discharge firearms into the woods at random
    c. get the fuck off the internet before i embarass myself

    I'm sure you'll all be helpful :3

    *suicide is not a valid choice, get creative at least
     
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    d. post nood pics.
     
  3. SPQR

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    First off the last thing you want to is get off the internet, you need to stay on and catalog your experience
     
  4. Corn Hole Bob

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    i fail at xenforo, so no pics for u.
    plus my nudes are terrible, my cock looks like it's buried in your grandfathers face
     
  5. SPQR

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    Bro u need to trim that shit and use some fake tanning lotion. It will look tits after that.
     
  6. Corn Hole Bob

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    i'm not lookin for beauty tips, just dumb drunk suggestions of stupidity.
     
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    you cant be that drunk if youre not willing to post nudes.
    when i get drunk, no matetr when or where i am, my dick comes out. hell, even when im sober, my dick comes out.
    maybe you should drink more. because i want to see you discharge firearms using your cock to pull the trigger.
     
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    Summon a minion of Satan and sell your soul,ability to taste and hearing and use of your left foot for great wealth and intelligence.
     
  9. Corn Hole Bob

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    FFFUUUUUUUU

    but seriously, they never answer unless im on dxm.
    which i don't have. WAT DO
     
  10. Corn Hole Bob

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    OK BRO
     
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    peel back that foreskin - i feel a Warhol coming over me
     
  12. Corn Hole Bob

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    if by warhol u mean gungasm, then me too :)
    just so everyone else knows, im seriously dissapointed by the lack of suicide suggestions in this thread.
     
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    eat a delicious sandwich
     
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    Alright, what I suggest you do is, and I am assuming the cat in the picture is yours, take a shit in your cat's litter box, and film what the cat does afterwards.
     
  15. Corn Hole Bob

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    MY BREAD IS STALE
    twist and tuck is a lie btw
     
  16. Corn Hole Bob

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    im lazy so i just goooooogled my avi, but my cat lives outside.
    his balls are the size of quarters, and he shits wherever he wants.
    good suggestion tho
     
  17. Corn Hole Bob

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    *logs in and sees no one has anything good to say*
    *logs off and quits the internet til sober*
    :3