Y'all motherfuckers need JESUS!

Discussion in 'Religion & Politics' started by Rev, Jan 23, 2012.

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    I need Jesus like Michael Jackson needs a birthday this year.
     
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    I see @Rev Junco is looking to become the next Fumo161
     
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    But I already have Jesus in my life and he can't mow a lawnmower in a straight line to save his life.
     
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    without Jesus, my lawn becomes a fucking rainforest

    praise you, Jesus
     
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    First of all, it is in my opinion that Solomon was much cooler than Jesus.
     
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    I hang out with a girl who has no religion, a Buddhist, and two Methodists. The Methodists keep asking me to go to their church. I laugh every time.
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    The girl who has no religion (I assume is an agnostic) got away with not doing a journal on a Shakespearean sonnet because it talked about Jesus in it.
     
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    Two of them are freshies, the agnostic is a sophomore, and one of the christfags is a junior. I'm a sophomore.
    But yeah, the agnostic is kinda hot, but she's a slut.
     
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    jesus christ is our lord and savior
     
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    IIIIIIIIIIII LOOOVEEEEEEEEEEEE YOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUU JESSSUSSSSSSSSSS CHRISSSSSSSSSSSST YESSSSSSSSSSS IIIIIIIIII DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
     
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    gotcha.