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Discussion in 'Religion & Politics' started by Rev, Jan 22, 2012.
Try harder, and maybe one day you too can be David.
Tee-hee, ur gunna die >3
I need Jesus like Michael Jackson needs a birthday this year.
I see @Rev Junco is looking to become the next Fumo161
My Teacher (or prophet as you plebeians like to call them) is Hermes Trismegistus and he is famous in many religions. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hermes_Trismegistus
I need some koolaid.
But I already have Jesus in my life and he can't mow a lawnmower in a straight line to save his life.
without Jesus, my lawn becomes a fucking rainforest
praise you, Jesus
It will be hard to match him
First of all, it is in my opinion that Solomon was much cooler than Jesus.
I hang out with a girl who has no religion, a Buddhist, and two Methodists. The Methodists keep asking me to go to their church. I laugh every time.
The girl who has no religion (I assume is an agnostic) got away with not doing a journal on a Shakespearean sonnet because it talked about Jesus in it.
Two of them are freshies, the agnostic is a sophomore, and one of the christfags is a junior. I'm a sophomore.
But yeah, the agnostic is kinda hot, but she's a slut.
jesus christ is our lord and savior
IIIIIIIIIIII LOOOVEEEEEEEEEEEE YOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUU JESSSUSSSSSSSSSS CHRISSSSSSSSSSSST YESSSSSSSSSSS IIIIIIIIII DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Why aren't you a slut?
because I'm shy.
Because he's allergic to blowjobs.
She needs Jesus.
Bang that agnostic slut. Show her the ways of dick worship.
I also learned everything I need to know about the mysteries of the cosmos, from TOW