Xenu Exists

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    Prove me wrong.
     
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    Despite being well known throughout the galaxy, no record of him existed before some shitty sci-fi author got high on acid during the 1960s.
     
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    This board is turning into an "X exists prove me wrong" shithole.
     
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    Nothing exists. What you call "the real world" is a hallucination.
     
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    it's actually called the internet and contrary to what most members of this forum might think, there is a genuine real world outside of it.
     
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    What you call the "real world" is a hallucination, a fiction, a construct.
     
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    actually it does exist

    prove me wrong
     
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    I can't prove you wrong.
     
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    easiest argument i've ever won
     
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    so... hallucinations exist, at least. And also the minds which hallucinate

    Way to contradict yourself on one line, mate
     
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    Hallucinations do exist. But they exist as hallucinations. They are empty of substance. They have no self-substance or self-subsistence. The mind is not something separate from the hallucinations. The mind is the (emptiness of the) hallucinations. The mind is THE FACT that hallucinations are hallucinations; or that they are empty. - When I said "nothing exists", I contradicted myself because I oversimplified for convenience.
     
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    Now seriously, I'm curious: Do you think that mathematical entities i.e triangles or circles have "substance"?
     
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    Don't you get it? We live in a Matrix. A computer program run by evil reptilian alien computer programmers working for Gorzer the emperor of the Evil Reptilian Alien Galactic Elite Empire. Wake up, guise!
     
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    unidentified flying objects are vistiters from the eleventh dimention because they haven't been identified yet
     
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    No, they are visitors from Flatland.
     
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    Xenu does exist.
    He sent his alien troops to do 9/11
     
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    I knew the jews can't be from this planet.
     
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    You are correct! All Jews are reptilians in disguise.
     
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    Yes.
    Jews are spies sent by Xenu to rule our media.
    Hitler saw through the disguise of a Jew one day, so then...
     
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    So we are doing even more good by being nazis!
     
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    Hitler, knowing the survival of the human race is at stake, carried out an heroic action to exterminate the six million spies sent by Xenu that would've annihilated us should Hitler had not stopped them in time. But the remaining agents used their powers of deception to make Hitler look like the villain. We all know Hitler was the hero back then....he made a huge sacrifice for humanity.