Write the most cringeworthy rectum-tales

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  1. Kenneth

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    Challenge is the write the most appalling depraved disgusting description of someone delving their moist right hand into their anus:fapspin:
     
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    One time I stick my penis into a girls butt and then I switched places with my friend and my penis went into her mouth. There wasn't poop on it, but still...
     
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    One day, a man inserted his hand into his rectum. The end.
     
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    this one time at band camp, i saw someone poop out a torn condom filled with cocaine
     
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    Ass-to-mouth is always risky business. Hope you didn't kiss afterwards.
     
  6. Kenneth

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    Noone gets it , describe in horrifying detail e.g "the anus stretched revealing the rip of the plastic parcel before closing once more upon it, the deft hands firmly pinched the end and pulled slowly dragging it out in a long drawed sensation , the condom latched upon its grooves and fixed in place , the man braced himself and pulled sharply ...anal prolapse"
     
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  7. Kamixox

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    i once took a shit in someone else butthole
     
  8. Kenneth

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    and then you describe it " the hole opened and i felt air rush in and the space it filled , the pressure build and it slid slowly expanding , pushing the walls out in front of it, it came to the crossing point , it poked its brown mane out first and tenativly dropped on to the crevice , it spread itself fluidly and fell into the person spluttering out at first like washing scum on a gutter , then the turd paladins sallied forth and extended greeting in the form of a brown bridge that sank endlessly into the unexplored domain"
     
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    One day, a man inserted his hand into his rectum. When he pulled his hand out, it was brown. The end.
     
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    "I pulled out my numb limb, now cold within the dark vestiges of my arse , the stench preceded it , i heave up upon my chest , sick and dribble lubicating my motion ,speeding it up...to fast , it flies out and drags with it flying forth cherubs forged of shit , they arc the room leaving brown droplets in their wake, i look at my hand having noticed the wetness of it as though it was covered in jam ...it was brown ...anal prolapse
     
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    Too many words.
     
  12. Kenneth

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    to summarise "...anal prolapse"
     
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    Okay, let me try again.
    One day, a man stuck his hand into his rectum. It was rectal prolapse. The end.
     
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    i wrote a song about my hemhroids and chris benoit

     
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    a song?
     
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    did the link not work?

    yeah... its fucking awful!
     
  18. Kenneth

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    Wha the fuck kind of song is that :S
     
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    No, it's kinda funny...but definitely not what I'd call a song

    (and the link doesn't work now, btw)
     
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    HMM gonna revisit anon...
     

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