Write a letter to Princess Celestia.

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  1. oddguy

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    ITT we write our letters to out leader Princess Celestia. Telling her what we have learned about friendship today.

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    Remeber to use all caps.

    DEAR PRINCESS CELESTIA.

    WHAT I LEARNED TODAY ABOUT FRIENDSHIP IS:

    SOMETIMES FRIENDS ARE GOOD YOU NEED TO BEE GOOD TO YOUR FRIENDS SO THAT THEY WILL BE GOOD TO YOU AND NO CALL THEM FAGGOTS EVEN IF THEY ARE ONLINE OR IF THEY ARE REALLY FAGGOTS

    YOUR FITHFUL STUDANT
    TWILIGHT SPARKLE
     
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    Dear Princess Celestia,

    Oddguy makes too many shit threads. Please make him stop.
     
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    DEAR PRINCESS CELESTIA

    WHAT I LEARNED ABOUT FRIENDSHIP TODAY IS THAT LUCK CAN'T FOLLOW INSTRUCTIONS BUT I WILL FORGIVE HIM BECAUSE HE IS MY FRIEND.

    YOUR FAITHFUL STUDENT
    TWILIGHT SPARKLE
     
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    You see, it's shit like this that I'm talking about. Even if you were joking, Oddguy, this shit has gotten stale since the first time you did something like this.
     
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    DEAR PRINCESS CELESTIA

    WHAT I LEARNED ABOUT FRIENDSHIP TODAY IS THAT SOMETIMES RANDOM FAGS WILL POST STUPID SHIT ON YOUR THREAD AND NOT FOLLOW INSTRUCTIONS BUT YOU MUST MAKE THEM YOUR FRIENDS WITH THE POWER OF LOVE AND TOLERANCE

    YOUR FAITHFUL STUDENT
    TWILIGHT SPARKLE
     
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    DEAR PRINCESS CELESTIA.

    WHAT I LEARNED TODAY ABOUT FRIENDSHIP IS:

    AT TIMES YOU NEED TO BE PERSISTENT EVEN IN TASKS THAT WILL MAKE OTHERS LOATHE YOU INDEFINITELY BECAUSE EVEN THEN SOME WILL PULL BACK THEIR INEVITABLY HATEFUL INTENT.

    YOUR FAITHFUL STUDENT
    TWILIGHT SPARKLE
     
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    THEY DON'T PAINT PICTURES, THEY JUST TRACE ME

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    DEAR PRINCESS CELESTIA,

    THEY DON'T PAINT PICTURES, THEY JUST TRACE ME

    YOUR FAITHFUL STUDENT,
    TWILIGHT SPARKLE
     
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    dear prenciss cylinder,
    ur gay
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    DEAR PRINCESS CECETRIA,
    TODAY I LEARNT THAT THE INTERNET IS FUCKING COOL AND THE REAL WORLD IS FOR GAY KIDS
    YOU FAITHFUL STUDENT, TWILIGHT SPARKLE
     
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    DEAR WINCEST CELESTIA,
    TODAY I LEARNDED ABOUT THE INTERNET. THERE ARE MANY PONIES WHO LIKE TO SAY MEAN THINGS, CAN YOU BELIEVE IT? I WILL MAKE IT MY JOB TO TEACH THEM ABOUT LOV AND TOLORENCE, NO MATTER HOW MANY MEAN NAMES THEY CALL ME!!11!12!211!!!
    YOU'RE FATHFUL STUDENT, TWIRIGHT SPARKLE
     
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    dduddddudddear rrurun pull 2012 xd 420, ppppplease lllulululegalize it!

    sincereally, youtuber56
     
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    Fixed, no need to thank me.
     
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    I'm $$Trooper, a badass commie nigger.

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    DEAR ADOLF HITLER.
    WHAT I LEARNED TODAY ABOUT FRIENDSHIP RACE IS.

    NON-WHITES RUIN EVERYTHING.


    Yours sincerely.
    $$Trooper.
     
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    DEAR PRINCESS MOLESTIA,

    YOU'RE A TYRANNICAL DICTATOR AND A CUNT. THAT IS ALL.

    SINCERELY, A BRONY WHO HAS ONLY SEEN EVERY EPISODE ONCE AND IS NOT A FURFAG OR A CLOPPER (IF THERE'S EVEN A DIFFERENCE), OR A ROLE-PLAYER (READ: NOT AN OBSESSIVE PERVERTED AUTISTIC FAGGOT).
     
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    DEAR PRINCESS CELESTIA,

    WHAT I LEARNED ABOUT FRIENDSHIP TODAY IS THAT ALTHOUGH ODDGUY IS STEALING MY GIG, I MUST FORGIVE HIM FOR THE GOOD OF EVERYONE, BECAUSE ONE DAY THEY WILL ALL BE LOYAL FOLLOWERS OF THE BRONY FAITH AND THERE WILL BE NO ROOM FOR HATE.

    YOUR FAITHFUL PREACHER,
    1H4T3NUMB3R5
     
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    DEAR PRINCESS CELESTIA,

    I WILL REPLACE EQUESTRIA'S WATER SUPPLY WITH VANILLA CREAM SODA AND MOST OF THE CAKE WITH DELICIOUS FETTUCINE ALFREDO. ALSO, I REPLACED MOST OF DJ PON3'S MUSIC WITH RENARD AND MAYHEM. I'M SORRY I HAD TO DO THIS! YOU'RE NOT MAD AT ME, ARE YOU?

    SINCERELY,
    A BRONY BY THE NAME OF PAUL, BUT YOU MAY CALL ME PJAMA IF YOU WISH.
     
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    DEAR ODDGUY AND PRINCESS CELESTIA,

    THIS IS A STORY ALL ABOUT HOW SOMEPONY'S LIFE GOT FLIPPED; TURNED UPSIDE DOWN AND I'LL TAKE A MINUTE JUST SITTIN' RIGHT THERE, TELLING YOU HOW SHINING ARMOR BECAME THE PRINCE OF EQUESTRIA. IN NORTH FILLYDELPHIA BORN & RAISED IN THE GHETTO IS WHERE HE SPENT MOST OF HIS DAYS, CHILLIN' ON THE PORCH MAXXIN' & REAXXIN' WHILE HAVIN A GOOD DAY. THEN SOME CHANGELINGS WHO WERE UP TO NO GOOD, STARTED MAKING TROUBLE IN HIS "NEIGH"BORHOOD. HE GOT IN ONE LITTLE FIGHT AND HIS MAMA GOT SCARED AND SAID "YOU'RE MOVING IN WITH CADINCE IN HER HOUSE IN EQUESTRIA." *BUMP* OUCH!!!1! WHAT WAS THAT FOR SIS!?

    SINCERELY,

    PUHJAHMAH.