Would you rather rape your own mother, or eat a bowl of shit?

Discussion in 'Locker Room Talk' started by knave, Jan 18, 2013.

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Well?

  1. I'd rape my mother, but I wouldn't enjoy it.

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  2. I'd rape her savagely, and enjoy every moment of it.

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  3. I'd eat the bowl of shit, but I wouldn't enjoy it.

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  4. I'd love to eat a bowl of shit.

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  1. knave

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    Question in title. She won't press any charges.
     
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    Real question to respond to your question then shall be, will you be able to get incredibly messed up before you eat the bowl of shit? Also, chunky or smooth?
     
  3. knave

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    No you cannot get "messed up".

    It can be any texture you choose, as long as the poo:liquid ratio is at least 2:1.
     
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    these threads make me miss evilea
    his shit threads were more entertaining
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    man, fuck. really? plundering 4chan directly for edf content. i am so upset with you, faggot. please try harder in the future.
     
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    My mother doesn't meet that criteria
     
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    You can also opt for both if you so choose.​
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    Anonymous (ID: Brrf5CQw) 01/18/13(Fri)04:38:23 No.451914691
    I'd probably eat the shit.​
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    Anonymous (ID: dX2jk3qu) 01/18/13(Fri)04:42:17 No.451915087
    can i an hero instead?​
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    Anonymous (ID: ZhxxlaMs) 01/18/13(Fri)04:44:06 No.451915295
    Rape Mom. Always wanted to anyways.​
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    Anonymous (ID: 4jGAZ95I) 01/18/13(Fri)04:46:15 No.451915537
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    Anonymous (ID: Heaven) 01/18/13(Fri)04:46:22 No.451915550
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    what about eating mom and raping a bowl of shit? it's the option which most of /b/ would choose​
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    Anonymous (ID: 8nxWn3Dk) 01/18/13(Fri)04:47:58 No.451915726
    You're an innovator sir, a damned genius​
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    Anonymous (ID: qbDroZvN) 01/18/13(Fri)04:48:26 No.451915786
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    Anonymous (ID: bwaFQFkj) 01/18/13(Fri)04:49:16 No.451915880
    i'll rape your mom and you'll eat my bowl of shit​
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    Anonymous (ID: KRh3SJkI) 01/18/13(Fri)04:49:47 No.451915932
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    could your mother be unconcious and not know you did it? if so that would be my option. either way i think i would have to rape my mother...​
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    Anonymous (ID: MqtHo0Aw) 01/18/13(Fri)04:50:08 No.451915984

    >samefagging​
    looks like OP is trying to look clever​
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    Anonymous (ID: cabxYWxy) 01/18/13(Fri)04:50:55 No.451916070
    Eat the shit.​
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    Anonymous (ID: 7LnjibAQ) 01/18/13(Fri)04:54:03 No.451916404
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    Who's shit is it? How big is the bowl? For how long do you have to rape your mom? come on man.. its IMPOSSIBLE to say without more info.. O M G​
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    Anonymous (ID: Brrf5CQw) 01/18/13(Fri)04:55:51 No.451916597
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    It's my shit, the bowl is fucking huge, and you have to rape your mother until she orgasms.​

    Satisfied?​
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    Anonymous (ID: Brrf5CQw) 01/18/13(Fri)04:58:24 No.451916848
    No she cannot. You must please her.​
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    Anonymous (ID: 7LnjibAQ) 01/18/13(Fri)05:01:09 No.451917160
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    no. What do you normally eat?​
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    Anonymous (ID: Brrf5CQw) 01/18/13(Fri)05:02:05 No.451917278
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    Bran.​
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    Anonymous (ID: 7LnjibAQ) 01/18/13(Fri)05:03:04 No.451917394
    ok, i would eat your shit​
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    Anonymous (ID: zsdfcIKN) 01/18/13(Fri)05:19:55 No.451919256
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    Can i make my mother eat the bowl of shit while i rape her? That would be nice.​
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    Anonymous (ID: V2bUNBwo) 01/18/13(Fri)05:20:59 No.451919392
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    Well, can you? Do you even lift, bro?​
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    Anonymous (ID: Brrf5CQw) 01/18/13(Fri)05:21:31 No.451919462
    Yes.​
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    Anonymous (ID: evLG3weg) 01/18/13(Fri)05:25:00 No.451919797
    I bet he doesn't​
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    I made that thread lol.
     
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    I will r4pe you with a bowl of shit. How's that?
     
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    Do you even lift?
     
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    Rape the bowl of shit and eat my mother
     
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    in this case, i'd say like watching an autismal child trying to figure out how to work a crayon
     
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