Would you fuck The Member Formerly Known As Baya Rae or become him?

Discussion in 'Hard Gay Shitpost Metropolis' started by Baya Rae 4900, Jan 22, 2013.

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  1. I choose to fuck The Member Formerly Known As Baya.

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  2. I choose to become The Member Formerly Known As Baya.

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  1. Baya Rae 4900

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    Lawlman

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    This was going to be the choice in Sophie's Choice but the writers decided to go with something less morbid and bleak.
     
  2. oddguy

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    Wow, that IS hard.

    Because I want to do both.
     
  3. Baya Rae 4900

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    "And when the Heavens open you shall be him and fuck him and be fucked by him, so sayeth the lord."
    -Ezekayal 9:11
     
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  4. Nouble Digger

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    Only if he'd stick it in my pooper and tell me I am a pretty girl.
     
  5. Kenneth

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    I would become come in him
     
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    I'd rather fill him with my tainted, black seed and have him anally birth a brood of my hideous, mutant offspring.
     
  9. Lucila

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    I'd fuck him then slap him around like a bitch.
     
  10. Solution

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    Everyone is boring

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    I would let my unwarranted but extreme hatred of Mr. Rae take hold and murder/rape (That order) his entire tribe. Then, as he lies a mess of broken bones and chin fat upon the stars and stripes, I will reach down with my KA-BAR (U.S. Made stamped on the blade) and sever his fat sand nigger lips from his fat pretentious face.
    "Good luck sucking Trojans now". Yeah, that'll fuck 'em....Fuck em' but good!

    Looking back at my words, my heart dropped as I realize I am no longer the man I once was. No, something inside of twisted, buckled under the weight of countless shit threads about vague economic theories. BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
    How could I be so blind not to see just how bitter, fat and unfunny I have become...
    Hello, my name is Solu Rae ∞
     
  11. CallMeMaggot

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    Girlvinyl

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    You were high while writing that, admit it.

    Anyways, it inspired the idea of bury him wraepd in the USA flag after all the fun, so he has to spend all eternity listening to the celestial choir playing "Stars and Stripes Forever", which now it's a must.

    Promise u all.

    That can take a while, the motherfucker is inmense. Also, beware of the transversal shock waves, a fat roll can attack you in the less expected moment...
     
  12. Solution

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    Beautiful...However,
    In my mind I would bring him, clinging to life, back to the USofA and rebuild him
    Baya-800.
    Into the ultimate Faggoting Machine:
    MECHA RAE 6,000,000
    w/ 7.1 Dolby SS, Stars and Stripes Forever ∞ loop!
     
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    Nice but we all know what The Member Formerly Known As Baya rae will look like when he grows up

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  14. CallMeMaggot

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    Tattoo him for maximum points

    Baya-800.