Would you fuck a guy with Down's Syndrome for one million dollars?

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  1. Baya Rae 4900

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    Pop quiz, hot shot. Some rich old lecher wants to see retard porn live. He has asked you to go down on a Downie and is prepared to give you a million to watch you go full on all night long. If you stop, for any reason, then you lose the money. What do you do? What do you do?
     
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    1 million$ will buy you a lot of mouthwash.
     
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    Nope. When I say 'fuck the retards', I do not mean it literally. Fuck you.
     
  5. Flu

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    I'd power fuck a retard for only two reasons:
    1) I'd laugh so hard as he moans, "OOOOOWWWWWWIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!" as I fuck him.
    2) I'm a big fan of the classic board game, the Gr.ape Escape, and I'd love to play it IRL. I imagine fucking a spud-head would be just like mashing a gr.ape man.

    "The squish 'em, squash 'em, squoosh 'em game of hard retard love."
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    Any real man will tell you that sex is never about love. I lied. It's all about power, dominance, sadism, and hailing Satan. It's about hard anal, and sometimes watersports.

    "Pretty sexy retards!"
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    "Welcome to my bedroom, Lenny."
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    "OOOWWWWWWIIIEEEEEEEE!!!!"
     
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    "YOUR penis IS GONE. THERE IS JUST A HOLE. WE NEED TO BRING YOU TO THE HOPSTIAL"
     
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  8. jack

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    Jesus christ, you're fucking desperate! Go join a porn site or something!
     
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    Ah, no thank you. I like my women stupid and filthy, but not challenged with shit stained underwear.
     
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    Moments like those is when you drown yourself on alcohol and DO IT
     
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    pay maeh rae

    xoxo
     
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    Huh, maybe. Do I get to take a whole mess of crazy drugs first?
     
  17. Flu

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    Besides the super retard strong after sex spooning, banging a [middle class, specifically] spud-head has its upsides. Don't waste time and blood integrity on any retards from any caste other than the middle class, or high society...
    (But always remember if you fuck a rich retard: he may have highly paid Keepers -- they may hold you down... They're used to pinning super strong man-children all days; you'd pose no challenge. Held down by his Keepers, the rich tard may end up fucking YOU...
    (You'd still get paid a million dollars, but it'd be super humiliating...))

    The privileged few generally have loving parents showering and baby wiping their asses because the government pays parents to look after, and keep indoors, away, their "special" son or daughter. So, middle-class (or higher) retards are generally spic and intimidatingly span, just so ripe for fucking compared to the usual shitstainjizzsoakedpissyellowstank retile skin coating most retards' bodies.

    -------------------------------------------IMPORTANT! below! - read for your own health and safety! - -------------------------------------------------------

    One last point to make: from personal experience, beginners should note that before you fuck a super strong retard, you may have to do what I like to call, "riding the bull." Generally retards, who are easily as strong as any horse, don't like to be ridden. So, I suggest to those interested in copulating with a jam-eater, to bring a reliable plastic bag to break them, as you will most likely need to pull that bag over the abomination's head and keep it there for a solid minute or two. Prepare to ride the bull!!!

    Retards will put up quite a fight as they struggle against the plastic bag. But retards have a specific weakness to suffocation: to power their gigantic, super strong bodies, they must inhale 10x more air than a Normal, and must do so twice as many times as a Normal would. In short, the giant flared nostrils and agape mouth expel more air then they can take in- and all tards need air, ASAP or they face the threat of suffocation; but we only want to inflict fainting; or in the case of an African American retard, what is twice as strong as a white retard, and 4x as strong as a Chinese retard, you will want to invoke comatose for personal safety sake- and always double bag your condom like how you should always double bag your plastic bag. A retard is strong - your gear needs to be, also.

    After you've ridden the bull, feel free to do almost anything you want with the potato-eyed man-monster you've honourably subdued. He is your King Kong now.
    Additional applications of the plastic bag are needed about every 20 minutes as the super retard is capable of taking in more air than we are used to and can recover stamina quickly.
    Avoid saying "ice cream" around even an incapacitated bug-eye, for it will snap him out of any state he is in, as he goes charging toward the street expecting the ice cream truck, inflicting several thousands of dollars of structural damage to the vicinity, if not to yourself as you are shoved down and fist-clobbered by an excited man-dog.

    Therefore, I implore first time wranglers to exercise caution and strangle often if they want to have a good time. Always remember to ride the bull.

    *!*exercise caution, strangle often*!*
     
  18. jack

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    couple problems with this @Flu.

    1. why would this super strong retard even let you fuck him?

    2. if he's so strong then couldn't he just shove you off him and smash in your jaw?

    3. What happens if he over powers you and starts fucking you from behind?

    4. what if when your fucking he hug you so tight that he crushes you?

    5. why do you guys all assume you have to fuck a male retard?
     
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    Because OP has teh gay

    I though errybody really loved anchovies

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