Would you do me?

Discussion in 'Hard Gay Shitpost Metropolis' started by Synecdoche, Apr 16, 2018.

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Hey bby wunt sum sex?

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  3. Rape

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  1. Synecdoche

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    Simple question. Would you fuck me? I'd fuck me. How would you do it? :preston: boys and girls all are welcome to penetrate and be penetrated.
     
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  3. Synecdoche

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    Could you elaborate? I'm trying to rub one off and I need all the help I can get :D
     
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    Wot wot in the butt?

    Shit I left mine at home but I promise it is signed
     
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    How much inches? As much as your dick?
     
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    how do you play with your own butthole withot it being gay?
     
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    Putting your finger in your ass while you masturbate isnt gay


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    On a scale of 1 to help?