Would you be a Roman?

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  1. Gaegogi

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    If you had a chance to go back to 20 BCE, would you want to become a full-fledged Roman citizen?

    I would. It would be so cool. Until I realize that I know fuck-all in speaking Latin.
     
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    Protip:

    Yew-lee-us Kai-sar
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    Jew-lee-us See-zar
     
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    Yeah we pronounce "Julius" as "yuleus" but pronounce "Caesar" as "Seezer" in Korea

    backwards as fuck
     
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    I think that's hebrew actually.
     
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    With all the eastern and barbarian men from east and west conquered and forced into sexual slavery, the perks of being a Roman citizen were innumerable. You could have indiscriminate sex with whoever you want, whenever you want. It was the manliest period in history. The legions were heroes in every sense, due to them being the reason there were loads of men filling the bathhouses and at the service of every citizen. It was mansex galore, with the occasional dabble into heterosexuality.

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    .לא נראה לי
     
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    And this is why Ryse will be the greatest game ever created.
     
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    Nah, fuck Italy, its denizens and their forefathers. :D
     
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