Worst Game You Ever Beat

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  1. MrGask

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    For me it would be Super Pitfall for the NES.


    Followed closely by Deadly Towers.


    Both these games involve endless amounts of wandering around trying to figure out what you are doing, and a fair amount of what the graphics are trying to represent.
     
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    This motherfucker nearly drove me to the brink of insanity.

    TRY beating it without a guide. Holy fuck. And the CONTROLS. So god awful. Everything is fucking diagonal. This is giving me a headache just thinking about it. Still love it.

     
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    Reminds me of some of the old Ultimate games for the spectrum48k

    This one e.g. was really hard for me:

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    Goddamn motherfucking abomination.

    Here, let me spoil the fucking ending of this horseshit

     
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    i had no idea this game existed...
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    Bart vs. the Space Mutants for Sega Genesis.

    Back in the day when I was a huge Simpsonfag, I thought that game was the shit. Nowadays I look back and I realize how depressing it was to waste my time in that game.
     
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    Lucky you.
    I blame this game for driving most girls away from videogames in the 90s.
     
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    and if it didn't drive them away it got them into shitty games, which is a fate worse than death.
     
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    One minute praying for the gore to start, or at least the porn, but noooooo...
     
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    And I thought The Beauty and the Beast game was the most awkward shit that Sega ever pulled before turning the Sonic franchise in a fecefest.
     
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    Not even a Thank you for playing message, just 45 seconds of lame animation and hop, right back to the title screen. "Look, you finally made the dumb, unplayable bitch hook up with the man after she lost all her shit everywhere! Would you like to do it again?"

    FUCK YOU.
     
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    I have several questions.
    First, why did the game seem like it took place in the fifties? Was it trying to rip-off Grease?
    Second, where did a fantasy castle come from in the fifties? Did she find her true love in Disneyland?
    Finally, girls, is it true that if you find an amazing pair of shoes, you will always find your true love?
     
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    i'd rather get laughed at by that fucking dog in duck hunt
     
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    She dreams that she was invited to the fantasy ball, but could not dream up an outfit to go there. So, in order to get her outfit, she has to go through three amazingly stupid dream worlds. A psychologist would have a field day with her.
     
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    yeah, fuck that shit...
    so, barbie's fantasy is to JUST DANCE with a handsome guy?
    poor ken, that's the lamest cheating ever.
     
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    This is off-topic, but I've always needed to tell my conspiracy theory to someone. Most people lament at the fact that Ken has nothing down there, but I see it differently. I'm convinced that Ken is just a really butch lesbian, and Barbie is a lipstick lesbian. They're just lezzing it up all the time in her dreamhouse.
    I KNOW THIS TO BE TRUE
     
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    I remember renting it as a kid, but I only made it to the tenth room or so before deciding to go get my money back.
     
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    Smart move. The only thing Solstice ever did for kids was plant the seeds for deep rooted psychological problems.
     
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    I don't "beat" games that I don't like.
     
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    What about hard games?
     
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    When I'm 7 years old and spend my only $5 on a NES Blockbuster rental, I'm gonna flip whatever piece of trash I bring home.
     
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    I like hard games, and I usually beat them unless they are too hard.
    My first console was ps1, and it had good games that I could play.I would play terrible games if I had no other choice.
     
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    what did you play on it?
     
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    Shitload of games actually, with my top ones being spyro (idk what one), destruction derby, villigante 8, g-police, future cop and some other shit I don't remember.

    I gave my ps1 to my 7 years old nephew, he really likes it. Hope he doesn't fuck it up.
     
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    I bought it because Bruce Goddamn Willis.

    I think it actually got so-so to decent reviews, but IMO this game is a shitfest. The main problem is that they tried to make it all about the production values with licensed songs and FMV video inside the levels and STARRING BRUCE WILLIS ZOMG, but on the PS1 it all looked like grainy shit.

    The real stinker were the controls. Instead of going with time-tested shooter controls, they decided to make one analog stick control movement, and the other one shooting, independent from each other, and it DID NOT WORK. Add to that a camera that never pointed where it should have, platforming that required millisecond-reaction times and graphics that were simply too colorful for the low-res textures of the PS1 and the game was just frustrating.

    Plot made no sense either, with some evil scientist having turned the USA into a satanic theocracy or something and 4 horsemen of the apocalypse except it really had to do with physics or some bs. Did I mention that Willis' character was supposed to be a scientist, too? I couldn't really understand English at the time, and the subtitles were hardly readable on my small-ass TV screen, so maybe I missed some crucial exposition, but I doubt it.

    And Bruce Willis himself was a letdown, too. He had hardly any lines and looked nothing like himself.
     
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    Dead Or Alive.