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Discussion in 'News' started by Squall741, Jul 19, 2012.
Sorry bout the title, should've been:
"World's Largest Penis Guy Got Frisked By TSA & Thought it Was a Weapon"
It's just I got distracted by his junk and mad that it wasn't a nigger.
A TSA themed porno?
"I am TSA agent Sasha Grey and i need to frisk you."
"Sure thing, but the only weapon i have is in my pants"
He looks a bit like John Ritter from "8 Simple rules"
What i'm getting at we need more TV show themed porn with simulated incest.
Here, i've thought of a great scene we can use.
The Father (Jonah Falcon); *Catches his daughter sneaking though the front door at 2am* "Where on Earth have you been?! your mother and I have been worried sick!"
Daughter (Cumbucket Mcgee) *Rolls eyes* "Gawd dad, i was just sucking off the entire football team, why do you have to be such a buzzkill about everything!"
The Father; *Shocked* "what what what?!"
Daughter; "Like, yeah, pops, oh and i need to pick up some morning after pills, like, a lot cuz Tyrone took me to a friends house and 15 brothers ran a train on me, gosh my cunt is gonna be sore in the morning!"
The Father; "Thats it, TIME FOR A DICKING!"
I would watch it.
GAT COCK: PACKIN HEAT
Get bangbus on the phone, we are about to make millions.
Starring also: Octomom
as the actual terrorist, bringing eight baby-bombs with her.
With sexy results!
I find absolutely nothing sexy about that woman.
Funny thing is, this guy thinks porno is beneath him and not worth filming. Pretentious idiot could be more famous than Ron Jeremy.
Cause he might be normal, hate anal and doesn't like to hear fake moaning/orgasms. Shit gets old quick.
I watched a documentary about this guy. He thinks he can be a model. No, he's just stupid.
How did i know this was about Jonah Falcon?
How many people sport a 13 inch cock?
I knew it was him before i started reading.
I thought it was a fat ass, but then nope, weapon, but what could be mistaken? OHHHH It isn't Jonah Fa- It is....
Should have smuggled his flesh-rocket in his asshole, soAssay or Muir can make a witty political comic about mandatory asschecks enforce by Obummers ass violating policies.
His dong thought it was a weapon?
That is just out of line.
TSA thought it was a weapon.
Sky Trek: The Search for Cock
Did they make him pay for another seat to sit his cock? His cock is named Kevin Smith btw.
You mean this?
What an ugly bitch. URP!
Ahaha and there goes any boners I may have hoped to have in the near future. Thanks, jerk.
Jesus Christ, it's a good thing her vag is covered. I'd hate to see how mangled it is after she shat out 8 jewish larvae in one sitting.
actually, she had all her children by C- section. so her pussy isn't quite the warzone you'd imagine.
Niggas all over America are mad jelly.