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World's Largest Dong Got Frisked By TSA & Thought it as a Weapon

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    Sorry bout the title, should've been:
    "World's Largest Penis Guy Got Frisked By TSA & Thought it Was a Weapon"


    It's just I got distracted by his junk and mad that it wasn't a nigger.
     
    #2 Squall741, Jul 19, 2012
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    A TSA themed porno?
    "I am TSA agent Sasha Grey and i need to frisk you."
    "Sure thing, but the only weapon i have is in my pants"
    Cue facefucking.
     
    #3 $$Trooper, Jul 19, 2012
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    He looks a bit like John Ritter from "8 Simple rules"
    What i'm getting at we need more TV show themed porn with simulated incest.

    Here, i've thought of a great scene we can use.
    The Father (Jonah Falcon); *Catches his daughter sneaking though the front door at 2am* "Where on Earth have you been?! your mother and I have been worried sick!"
    Daughter (Cumbucket Mcgee) *Rolls eyes* "Gawd dad, i was just sucking off the entire football team, why do you have to be such a buzzkill about everything!"
    The Father; *Shocked* "what what what?!"
    Daughter; "Like, yeah, pops, oh and i need to pick up some morning after pills, like, a lot cuz Tyrone took me to a friends house and 15 brothers ran a train on me, gosh my cunt is gonna be sore in the morning!"
    *Canned laughter*
    The Father; "Thats it, TIME FOR A DICKING!"
    *Cue incest*
     
    #4 $$Trooper, Jul 19, 2012
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    I would watch it.
     
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    as the actual terrorist, bringing eight baby-bombs with her.
     
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    With sexy results!
     
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    I find absolutely nothing sexy about that woman.

    Funny thing is, this guy thinks porno is beneath him and not worth filming. Pretentious idiot could be more famous than Ron Jeremy.
     
    #10 BizarrePsycho, Jul 19, 2012
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    Cause he might be normal, hate anal and doesn't like to hear fake moaning/orgasms. Shit gets old quick.
     
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    I watched a documentary about this guy. He thinks he can be a model. No, he's just stupid.
     
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    How did i know this was about Jonah Falcon?
     
    #13 ExplosiveDiareah, Jul 19, 2012
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    I knew it was him before i started reading.

    I thought it was a fat ass, but then nope, weapon, but what could be mistaken? OHHHH It isn't Jonah Fa- It is....
     
    #15 ExplosiveDiareah, Jul 19, 2012
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    Should have smuggled his flesh-rocket in his asshole, soAssay or Muir can make a witty political comic about mandatory asschecks enforce by Obummers ass violating policies.
     
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    His dong thought it was a weapon?
    That penis is just out of line.
     
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    TSA thought it was a weapon.
     
    #19 Squall741, Jul 20, 2012
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    Did they make him pay for another seat to sit his cock? His cock is named Kevin Smith btw.
     
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    What an ugly bitch. URP!
     
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    Ahaha and there goes any boners I may have hoped to have in the near future. Thanks, jerk.
     
    #24 Azrael, Jul 20, 2012
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    actually, she had all her children by C- section. so her pussy isn't quite the warzone you'd imagine.
     
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    Niggas all over America are mad jelly.
     
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