World's first sex school opens it's doors to miscreants, sexual deviants and horny teenagers...

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  1. Edgeworth

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  3. TheDukeOfCrowns

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    Are people going to be better lovers or are they going to get laid.
     
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    Austria huh, time to move.

    £1,400 is pretty expensive, time to start saving.
     
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    Both, I think.

    Does it matter, it's £1,400.
     
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    online tutoring?
     
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    I should be a Professor there.
     
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    I bet 90% of the "women" there are street hookers. I've seen too much reality TV shows to fall for this.
     
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    Its just me or this school is in the wrong country?
     
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    2,184.56 U.S. dollars

    How long is a term? Like 2 whole semesters? Because from a fiscal standpoint $2,200 for 9 months of sex is not a bad deal. You couldn't get 9 months worth of hookers for $2200 unless they were very inexpensive hookers.
     
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    I like a female teacher with a "hands on" approach to education.
     
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    Oh come on...
     
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    Do you mean that women give sex in exchange for money? Preposterous!!!
     
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    Is there an internship? If so, does it involve working the street for awhile?



    I have so many questions.
     
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    Well here's the question, the thing that determines whether this is kind of kinky or really skanky. Are you supposed to go as a COUPLE, and fuck your couple partner or whatever in said dorms, and just learn how to fuck your partner better, thats like one thing, but if its hos and shit, thats another.
     
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    Teens and young adults are bad at sex. I've always thought someone should teach them how to pleasure each other properly.
    Why should something so fundamentally important across humanity (even a basement dweller could meet another basement dweller. Usually at a convention or tabletop gaming tournament) be taught through a series of awkward trials and errors? You don't teach a baby to not eat pieces of plastic by letting it swallow bits of plastic until it gets the gist. Why should women have to cross their fingers that they'll have an orgasm sometime before they die? Why should men have to wonder exactly why all the sex they've had has been with frigid women?

    This is a great idea. It should be an elective at every college and university. Except for private Christian Universities, their version of the class would be terrible. "And that's how to keep the same woman pleasured for forty years, just by the miracles of the missionary position."
     
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    Hello karma.
     
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    I really doubt any of the teachers are going to fuck you. You sexually repressed, dimwitted fools.

    And I doubt anybody's going to pay money for this shit. There are tons of internet guides on "how to be a better lover." And some of them might actually be accurate.
     
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    I like Austria for the music, now I will start liking it for the lulz too.
     
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    Josef Fritizal probably teaches the rape and incest 101 course
     
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    Somehow i think this will be a very boring school were a very boring "Swedish-born" headmistress talks about fingering techniques to a bunch of very ugly men.
    there might be a prostitute who flashes her worn out snatch (and that will be as close as you get to her) while she describes how to do something most of you should have figured out during prom night.
     
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    Fucking exactly. Reread this, everybody. Reread it until it seeps into your concrete encased brains.
     
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    I will teach you all to have good sex (and by me, i mean James Brown).
    for free.
    ok
    get your notebooks out in case you forget.

    Sick your penis into a woman's vagina.
    Fuck her like a man.
    take charge!
    you have the cock, USE IT!

    PROTIPZ
    Don't call the women "mommy"
     
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