Women, post your dildos/toys. We'll rate them.

Discussion in 'Locker Room Talk' started by Voodeuxfy, Aug 29, 2012.

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  1. Voodeuxfy

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    My head is killing me from my allergies, so I'm in a need of a good laugh.
     
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    Im surprised..... why no posts.

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    Women on EDF2 don't know how to masturbate :(
     
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    Apparently. The Member Formerly Known As Baya probably does all the masturbating to make up for it. :vomit:
     
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    Ew I'd hate to see his collection of anal beads...
     
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    wtf bitches? are you all like this?

    1347910003488.

    post here cunts
     
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    they are roughly this size.
     
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    @minty pls :dolan:

    Since we know you have a kid, your vagina was turned into a cavern. So you probably masturbate with a chair leg.
     
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    no
    3 liter soda bottle
     
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    minty pls
     
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    you caught me
    i don't use a 3 liter. in fact, i have no sex toy, so move along and tag someone else.
     
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    You're no fun. Probably because you have kids.
     
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    This thread is boring and I blame you.
     
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    i have 1 kid, not plural. when he's at daycare or asleep i play video games, write, photoshop, drink, watch horror movies and occasionally i watch porn.
    i don't a) need a sex toy because i know how to please myself without one... and b) masturbate all that often.


    dear lyle,
    this thread was boring and dead long before h00t bumped it without posting pictures only to disappear again


    fuck you,
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    aint got none
     
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    Don't put this on hoot, it is your fault for being a boring woman and disappointing everyone on EDF. You'll get no banana stickers from me missy!
     
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    i don't want your banana sticker
     
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    Fine.
     
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    Bunch of fucking prudes.
    Here's mine:

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    Those aren't pickles? Am disapoint.
     
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    ladies love erotic electrostimulation

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    I love that I am a terrible person to make this bad thread.
     
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    What minty uses on a saturday night

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    I keep meaning to take a pic of both of mine for this thread, but I'm busy doing other, non-creepy shit. There's a pic of my cyberskin one in the Jake and Elwood Make A Porno thread.
     
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