Women drinks 10 litters of coke a day, dies

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  1. Whatever

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    http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-21423499

    Apparently people need to be warned not to drink over 10 litters of coke a day. At a certain point, society just needs to accept that people will do stupid shit no matter the amount of warnings you put on it.
     
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    A few days ago I read about a guy who drank 7 liters a day and lost all his teeth.

    More proof that the white man sells you poison.
     
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    This is outrageous!

    An the Titanic without a label that clearly warned about the perils of excesive ingest of water...is nobody gonna think of the children?
     
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    Srz, it can't be THAT slow of a news day.
     
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    And to think only a can of coke causes me an upset stomach--imagine if I had three cans of coke in a matter of 12 hours!
     
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    New Coke®

    Now with real cocaine!
     
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    Moar like old coke, amirite?

    coke.

    edit: cocaine cures hysteria? well i'll be damned.
     
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    A chemist promoting Coca Cola? hahaha oh wow
     
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    Yeah, no shit. I can't believe BBC thought this was newsworthy.
     
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    Also why does Coco Cola even need to put a warning label after this incident?
    It's clear that no sane person would drink that much soda in one day. Yet alone on a daily basis.
    I like how stupid always wins over commons sense.
     
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    lol, this brings a whole new meaning to the phrase "coked out"
     
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    And a Pope:

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    ...among other well known people...

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    This is nice:

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    Sounds reasonable
     
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    Speaking of the pope, he has his own cologne.
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    Who tf wants to smell like the Pope?
     
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    In defense of Coke, it's important to note that drinking ten litters of water a day would probably have adverse damage on the body, but without the decay of teeth and having children born without enamel, so, still better, admittedly.
     
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    Seriously. That is a God awful lot of soda to be drinking.

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    Every. Fucking. Day. For fucks sake.
     
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    The coca leaf is good for you. If you don't believe in Aliens or Hyperborean Atlantis, then the coca leaf is the secret how the Incan (or more likely South America's "Roman Empire" that has been lost to the passage of time) built those structures like Machu Picchu all along the Andes. That and slave labor.
     
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    I like how this thread has turned into a thread of old ads and the pope's cologne.
     
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    Isn't this the same woman who had 8 kids and smoked like 10 packs a day or something?

    It seems like people will do anything to get their warning labels on cola... you know the reason why it won't work, because cola isn't anywhere near cigarettes. But then again, if you drink too much or eat too much of anything it can become poisonous, even water: http://www.cbsnews.com/2100-201_162-671781.html

    Maybe we should put warnings on water too to make sure people don't drink too much of it at once.
     
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    Yeah I read about this before. Personally I stopped drinking Coca Cola looooooooooooooooong ago, that shit makes your teeth feel like rubber, it's disgusting.
     
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