Women Are Terrible Bank Robbers (Especially Cam Whores)

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  1. Voodeuxfy

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    The I.Q. of robbers has manage to go lower than the bar.
     
  2. $$Trooper

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    Stupid white bitch.
     
  3. RiKio

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    I will tell this to all my blonde friends. Ill watch their reaction.
     
  4. Moscow

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    no man, it doesnt work on trannies.
     
  6. CallMeMaggot

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    I can't find a facepalm big enough

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    Am I the only one who finds the editing of the vid and the shrieks of that bitch utterly annoying?
     
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    Attention whoring and crime are a volatile mix.
     
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    She wasn't doing this for the money, she was attention whoring over her fetus that she no doubt subjected to countless drugs and alcohol.
     
  10. Slavoj Jizzek

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    How can this bitch be that dumb? Niggers have successfully pulled off bank robberies. It can't be that hard.
     
  11. RiKio

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    Don´t tell me about your conversations with sexual deviances you freak.
     
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    Alas, no. Apparently we were wrong.


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    Crucifix is making me want to put my money on spic.
     
  14. CallMeMaggot

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    Nose and lips are pretty niggerish...maybe an albino chimp?
     
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    Oh god what the fuck is that thing?
     
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    I have said this several times before, but it merits repetition. If he were alive today, John Dillinger would weep for the state of his profession.
     
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    #YOLO should be a fucking crime and this dumb bitch should share a cell with White(?) Trash spice.
     
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    Maybe a very pale mulatto?
     
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    It's is beyond stupidity, it's just pale failure.
     
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    That was the outfit she wore to the bank robbery, the jewtoo video, and to her mugshot. Must be lucky!
     
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    Has anyone read the short story Facts Concerning the Late Arthur Jermyn and his Family, by Lovecraft? Because that girl is the fucking white ape princess.
     
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    Bankrobbing 101:

    1. Do not make a YouTube video boasting about your ill gotten spoils.
     
  24. Slavoj Jizzek

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    But that sounds so simple.

    Also, what if this is the most impressive thing your family has ever done? I mean it's not like anybody graduated high school, earned more than $30k a year, owned land, Wrote anything without gratuitous grammatical errors, learned how to read music how to read at all, had sex with an attractive man or woman, developed an ability to buy and sell things at preferable rates in a free market, petition the community for support, get a fucking real job and hold down the fort, learn from listening and or reading free things on the internet, suffer through a shit job and raise through the ranks by being smarter than a retard, live in an area where it is easy to avoid theft or rape, didn't have sex with a sibling or close relative, never received a grade higher than a C in middle school or high school, was called a retard by somebody who didn't even graduate in the top 40% of your graduating class, drank listerine because your family was too poor to afford Bankers Club, joined the smokers corner at school when you were 10, think guns magically become more lethal when you point them sideways, believe bubble-gum is some sort of scientific achievement, think the moon is still made out of some sort of organic material, believe politicians have your best interest at heart, have not had a female relative who wasn't pregnant by the age of 14, had at least 3 abortions, doesn't understand how birth-control works, thinks Oedipus Rex is a type of dinosaur, believes D'Artagnan is right next to the 'GranCanyan, thinks bacon is its own animal and if you're still reading you are a faggot.
     
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    Holy fuck you are right.....
    It is the White Ape Princess.
     
  26. BizarrePsycho

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    Wonder if this comment on that youtube video is real. Only because I hope she actually has AIDs.

     
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