Woman With Two Vaginas Rejects $1m Porn Offer

Discussion in 'News' started by Edgeworth, Jan 20, 2012.

  1. Edgeworth

    Edgeworth
    Expand Collapse
    Systems Administrator

    Joined:
    Jul 14, 2011
    Messages:
    1,266
    Occupation:
    Web Developer/Systems Administrator
    [​IMG]
    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/a...n-2-vaginas-rejects-1m-pornography-offer.html
     
    • Like Like x 1
    • OP is a Faggot OP is a Faggot x 1
    • List
  2. CallMeMaggot

    CallMeMaggot
    Expand Collapse
    Girlvinyl

    Joined:
    Jul 15, 2011
    Messages:
    14,471
    Home Page:
    'I just want to be left alone.'

    Sandy vagina x 2
     
    • Like Like x 6
    • Trigger Warning Trigger Warning x 1
    • List
  3. Racketeer

    Racketeer
    Expand Collapse
    2012 Faggot of the Year

    Joined:
    Jan 7, 2012
    Messages:
    1,349
    Occupation:
    The Magical Eggplant
    Oh, I would love to just cum inside her twice. Get it in deep, and just cream. Fuck both her holes. What is she going to save one for marriage?

    Wait what..?
     
  4. Lloyd

    Lloyd
    Expand Collapse
    EDF Hero

    Joined:
    Sep 8, 2011
    Messages:
    1,395
    So she wants to be left alone, BUT APPEARED ON FUCKING TV TO TALK ABOUT HER DOUBLE vagina?? The logic is impeccable.
    Anyway, if I were her I wouldn't do it either. Having two vaginas can net you a nice sum by tv appearances alone, without ever taking your clothes off.

    Also, quoting her from the article:

    Yeah, she's just waiting for a better offer.
     
  5. Baya Rae 4900

    Baya Rae 4900
    Expand Collapse
    Lawlman

    Joined:
    Jul 14, 2011
    Messages:
    36,264
    Occupation:
    Nazi Chocolate (25.8069)
    Home Page:
    If both her wombs are working and she can raise two kids in each at the same time then she's biologically superior.
     
  6. zaiger

    zaiger
    Expand Collapse
    2017 Faggot Of The Year

    Joined:
    Jul 14, 2011
    Messages:
    9,343
    Occupation:
    Dramaticorp
    Home Page:
    So it's just one vagina with 2 holes, meh. It would be pretty hard for balls not to touch with that.
     
  7. KelpBurn

    KelpBurn
    Expand Collapse
    Dramacrat

    Joined:
    Oct 22, 2011
    Messages:
    229
    Occupation:
    Proffessional Brony
    I'm going to go out on a limb here and guess that since she has two vagina's she's twice the cunt a normal woman would be.
     
  8. MrGask

    MrGask
    Expand Collapse
    #FreeGask

    Joined:
    Nov 28, 2011
    Messages:
    12,133
    Occupation:
    Bastard child of Jigsaw and Kayako
    Home Page:
    I am going out on a limb and declaring this story total bullshit! The source is the daily mail (UK equivalent to the National Enquirer), and some dumb bimbo who wants to tell everyone about her double headed cat, but just wants to "live a normal life."

    Funniest part for me:
    "She turned down surgery, as it could have left significant scar tissue."

    Yea, wouldn't want to look abnormal down there.

    I hate this bitch soooooooooo much, with a deep, irrational, Captain Kirk kick my mom to get at her, hatred.
     
  9. MrGask

    MrGask
    Expand Collapse
    #FreeGask

    Joined:
    Nov 28, 2011
    Messages:
    12,133
    Occupation:
    Bastard child of Jigsaw and Kayako
    Home Page:
    [​IMG]

    I would.
     
  10. m450n_yuno

    m450n_yuno
    Expand Collapse
    EDF Hero

    Joined:
    Aug 19, 2011
    Messages:
    813
    Occupation:
    Professional Basement Dweller
    I love how she says, she "only wants to be left alone" and then go public discussing her cunt.
     
  11. CallMeMaggot

    CallMeMaggot
    Expand Collapse
    Girlvinyl

    Joined:
    Jul 15, 2011
    Messages:
    14,471
    Home Page:
    White man hits it with forked cock

    [​IMG]
     
    • Trigger Warning Trigger Warning x 1
    • List
  12. Vocaloawesome

    Vocaloawesome
    Expand Collapse
    Ediot

    Joined:
    Jan 17, 2012
    Messages:
    23
    Occupation:
    AZN Hooker
    haha what a stupid bitch :S i would have spread my legs wide open lifted them up for a nice camera shot and scream for them to cram my million dollars in right there.
     
    • Like Like x 1
    • Trigger Warning Trigger Warning x 1
    • List
  13. TommyMo

    TommyMo
    Expand Collapse
    Ediot

    Joined:
    Dec 27, 2011
    Messages:
    36
    hazel-jones-431505670.


    Read more: http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-world/2012/01/20/woman-with-two-vaginas-offered-1-million-to-star-in-porn-film-115875-23709437/#ixzz1kxnHNW8N

    A 27-year-old woman whose rare medical condition means she has two vaginas has been offered one million dollars to star in a porn film, according to reports.
    Hazel Jones had to lose her virginity twice and also has to have two smear tests due to her "one in a million" uterus didelphys condition – but does not permit it ‘to make her shy’, revealing that she is so relaxed with her body that she visits fetish clubs with her husband.
    “My quirky condition does not make me shy or hold me back.
    “In fact, it’s something I celebrate,” she reportedly told The Sun.
    And now, TMZ.com is claiming that porn producer Steven Hirsch has made Hazel a huge offer to commit her genitals to film.
    The website quotes a letter from Hirsch as reading: “You are obviously an extraordinary woman and I would like to make you an offer to star in an upcoming Vivid production.

    Additionally, it is reported that that she pick her own movie partner – although Hazel is said to have not yet responded.
    The site is also running a poll for users to vote as to whether they’d watch a porn film starring Hazel.
    69% of 15,016 voters are currently indicating that they would.
    Hazel, who has previously posed for an explicit Bizarre magazine photoshoot involving cuddly toy cats, honey and sex toys, explained that the condition has not caused her undue stress in the bedroom.
    “I have never entered into a relationship without explaining the difference about me anyway, never had a bad reaction about it either.
    “But so long as they are aware of what it is I have no issues whatsoever, I have a great sex life now.”
    When reminded that her boyfriend has a “choice” by Schofield, she quipped: “Most of them get one for the rest of their life, my fella has two.”
    Her condition means she has two separate uteruses, two vaginas and two cervixes. It occurs when a septum which usually breaks down between two tubes that form the uterus does not break down, leaving two uteruses.
    “If you are not aware that you have got this it can be really uncomfortable, I thought I was having cystitis, I thought I was having urine infections from a young age, when I wasn't. I was actually tearing the middle septum,” she told ITV1’s This Morning hosts Philip Schofield and Holly Willoughby earlier this month.
    She was 18 when her first serious boyfriend noticed something was "different", prompting her to go to hospital where she was diagnosed with the condition.
    “They did all the tests and they told me within a couple of hours what it was. But the lady had such a heavy accent I still didn't understand what she was telling me and I just sat there in the waiting room with these notes going, ‘I have no idea what I have just been told’.
    “As soon as I found out what it was I told everybody! I thought it was amazing. It's definitely an ice-breaker at parties. If women want to have a look, I'm quite happy to show them, it's not something I'm embarrassed by.”
     
  14. TommyMo

    TommyMo
    Expand Collapse
    Ediot

    Joined:
    Dec 27, 2011
    Messages:
    36
    My Question: Why do I feel like having sex with her would be like fucking a toaster?
     
  15. zaiger

    zaiger
    Expand Collapse
    2017 Faggot Of The Year

    Joined:
    Jul 14, 2011
    Messages:
    9,343
    Occupation:
    Dramaticorp
    Home Page:
    Evil_baby.
     
  16. $$Trooper

    $$Trooper
    Expand Collapse
    I'm $$Trooper, a badass commie nigger.

    Joined:
    Jul 16, 2011
    Messages:
    10,697
    Occupation:
    Dank Memes professor of Dank Community College.
    Home Page:
    Fucking this chick must be the most confusing thing in the world to do.
    HOLES EVERYWHERE!
     
  17. $$Trooper

    $$Trooper
    Expand Collapse
    I'm $$Trooper, a badass commie nigger.

    Joined:
    Jul 16, 2011
    Messages:
    10,697
    Occupation:
    Dank Memes professor of Dank Community College.
    Home Page:
    Something tells me that you aren't absolutely amazed by this woman and her double barreled pussy.
     
  18. Nouble Digger

    Nouble Digger
    Expand Collapse
    FURFRIEND

    Joined:
    Sep 8, 2011
    Messages:
    1,401
    Occupation:
    bad artist, pls commission
    Gentlemen, we've found the fourth hole.
     
  19. CallMeMaggot

    CallMeMaggot
    Expand Collapse
    Girlvinyl

    Joined:
    Jul 15, 2011
    Messages:
    14,471
    Home Page:

    Make it sixth

    [​IMG]
     
  20. Slenderman

    Slenderman
    Expand Collapse
    EDF Hero

    Joined:
    Sep 15, 2011
    Messages:
    531
    Occupation:
    Being confused with trees.
    Home Page:
    It said she had to lose her virginity twice. Now I ponder: did she lose both virginities at once, or saved one of the holes for a later date?