woman who accused father of rape 10 years ago admits she did it for the lulz.

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Pills, Daddy Issues, High School Dropout, and an 11 year Old Slut....What would her stripper name be

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  1. Slavoj Jizzek

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    I'm an evil Scotsman and my name is Jock
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    Sourced, British Sourced (Why do all of these sites not include a fucking dateline? I'm assuming this dumb broad is from the US due to the meth addiction.)[Confirmed: yes, it's Texas](Also the dumb fucks don't write AP style so the important stuff isn't all at the top.)

    I did not just steal this from Philip DeFatso.

    With the amount of daddy issues coupled by whoring it up at the tender age of 11 and the high school drop out factor and the pill addiction she would have made a very promising stripper.

    If I wanted to be productive I could make a point about Western law and presumed innocence and the dangers of taking wild accusations at the word of the accuser with no evidence, but I don't think I will.
     
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    For fuck's sake why none of these crazy motherfuckers is among us, on this forum, spreading the lulz? I mean, oddguy is funny.. but he's an amateur compared with these crazy horses
     
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    He went to prison as a child predator. Those inmates raped the shit out of him and kicked his ass 24/7. After being subjected to all the non-consensual sex in prison due to her, I'd probably avoid her like the plague and hate her for the rest of my life if I was him. Such is life when you're young and very stupid.
     
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    I'd probably rape the shit outta her for real this time
     
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    What a silly goose she is.
     
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    That's what he gets for not getting her a PS2 for her birthday.
     
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    man forgot the golden rule

    bitches ARE bitches... even if they are your own daugther..
     
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    Too early...something about America, crusade, general human stupidity....make a sentence out of that.
     
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    Nice early post, and good poll.

    Don't get your hopes up. You're still a pus-dripping faggot with your daddy's cum running down your face.

    Still, good job.

    Homo.
     
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    Baur said Cassandra Kennedy will not be prosecuted for her apparent lies about her father, partly because prosecutors do not want to discourage people in similar circumstances from coming forward.....

    ...and lie

    bwhahahaha, classic

    I would kill that bitch...slowly
     
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    further proof that the legal system will ALWAYS go with whatever the woman said, no matter how insubstantial the evidence.

    and since women are FAR more likely to be scheming, vengeful, power-hungry, emotionally unstable little bitches...

    we need some reform up in this bitch
     
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    Oh god this bitch makes me angry.

    She needs some good ol' fashioned domestic violence, and rape.
     
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    There's only one solution.

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    I see no image.
     
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    Abort all female fetuses so this can never happen again.
     
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    Also, the title of the thread is inaccurate. It should be "Demoness who accused," not "Woman who accused."
     
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    Double Jeopardy?
     
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    No! I want my vagina dose. Only properly trained
     
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    Fucking women, how do they work?
     
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    They're like a broken car that you have to keep restarting. From time to time you simply have to stick your key inside them and jiggle it about until the cars gets started again. Or something.
     
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    Double jeopardy basically means one cannot be prosecuted multiple times for the same offense. Not the same type of offense.
     
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    yeah I saw a movie about that once, woman was sent to prison for killing her husband, then when she got out she found him and really did kill him.

    was good shit.
     
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    I meant more in the sense that he had already served time for the crime and might serve less a second time. Yes I know that's false. Was a joke based on a movie.
    Still, I think it would be a good incentive not to try to screw the system.
     
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    they should have never let them vote dammit!! in the ol' times raping your daugther was just quality time...
     
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    I hope this girl is mouthraped by a gang of Dominicans.

    You know how when you try to open the hard-plastic case of an electronics container, and you wedge your middle finger into the small gap and you have to pull with all your might? I hope that's what they do to her mouth.
     
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    It's funny, I just made a status update about bitches like this not too long ago...

    Relevant xD
     
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    ALL OF MY HATE
     
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    A grade school whore, what a great ending for her family, shame on her for being a slut, and let her father being somebody bitch on jail, anyone got the right to beat the shit out of her.
     
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    So in other words all the rest of the dudes locked up for rape are gonna be trying like hell to bribe these bitches or threaten them to get out. Brilliant move. They should just kill her with a lake of acid.