Woman Walks Off Pier in 140 Characters or Less

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  1. MrGask

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    A picture of her rescuer, Rebecca Van Zant, because she is way better looking than the hosebeast that fell in.



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  2. HumpX

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    Glass ceilings, short piers, stupid cunts.
     
  3. scumhook

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    Excellent first post. Short, to the point, and containing an appropriate use of "cunt".


    I think it's safe to say at this point, that whatever pride this stupid bitch once had, should have evaporated.
     
  4. Baya Rae 4900

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    I'm not surprised she fell. I am surprised that they managed to pull her out. Do they have a crane at the pier or something?
     
  5. The Lieutenant

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    Wait, she needed help getting out of six feet of water? If she was walking and texting, that means she has all the facilities required to pull her own dumb ass out of the water.
     
  6. Baya Rae 4900

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    I doubt the reports are accurate. She probably started rolling and couldn't stop.
     
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    and although it was still 6 feet of water, it was enough for her impact to cause a tidal wave, displacing the water in the bay, leaving the whale beached and in need of rescue, she was really trying to escape into the sea to be with her own kind.
     
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    Why it survived? It's not fair
     
  9. Ronny

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    They should have let these Gentlemen take care of her

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    Daymn, I didn't know whales knew how to text.

    Seriously though, how fucking stupid do you have to be to fall off a pier while texting. What a idiot. Too bad it survived and may yet pass on the retard gene.
     
  11. I_Cant

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    apparently this person has no peripheral vision, I mean sure, don't text while driving, but if you can't keep track of where you're WALKING while doing something else...