Woman super glued to Walmart toilet

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    The title says it all really.

    Fuck, I am usually in there over an hour, she had nothing to complain about if it lasted less then an hour. Check the source below for the other 4 sentences of this news story.




    Sauce
    Second Sauce
     
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    Quality choice for the pic.

    I feel sorry for the toilet.
     
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    Why the fuck did they rescue her? I'd have shoved the bitch down the toilet and then flushed it.
     
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    I never use the toilet at walmart, afraid they have hepatitis.
     
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    This is fucking funny, a bad day for those rescuers pulling out that fat ass from her throne of shame.
     
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    She should have asked one of the people shooting heroin or krokodil in the other stalls if she could borrow their spoon-heating lighter to melt the glue.
     
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    Use the spoon to get some leverage and pop the vacuum seal.
     
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    American toilets are not useful that way, not like Italian ones:

    toilet3.
     
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    Assasins like to hide inside those and poke a pike up your ass when you take a shit.
     
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    Of course, this is not possible if you are in America:

    toilet2.
     

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    I used to just stuff hot sauce packets under toilet seats. I never thought of putting super glue on one. Daaaaamn.
     
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    That's a pretty sticky situation to be in. :groucho:
     
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    Ba dum tssssssssss.
     
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    I think she did that for insurance money. It's amazing what poorfags would do for moolah.
     
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    OMFG! Here I am thinking I've seen just about everything! Do you have sauce on that pic? :eek:
     
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    LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL THAT'S SO CLEVER
     
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    Who the hell sits on a toilet seat in any public stall without actually looking to make sure it's clean first? Half the time it looks like whoever was using it before was half blind or just retarded.
     
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    The author of the article already made that joke, ginger cunt.

    Speaking of which, does the carpet match the drapes?
     
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    Worse - they've got bits of nigger skin still stuck to them.
     
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    Can't find the sauce now, but I found the pic by searching 'disgusting latrine + image.' There's an even worse pic at holytaco titled 'If you find a more disgusting toilet, don't show it to me.'
     
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    Translation: "I took a pic of my own toilet, and now I'm wondering whether posting it was a good life choice"
     
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    I don't ever read stories about black people very carefully.

    What a strange question.
    I think you may be a homosexual, asking about my home decor and all.
     
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    Hmm...maybe she ate some chinese glutinous rice and her shit became the glue that stuck the woman to her toilet bowl?
     
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    Yeah but then you cannot stuff the fat womans down the toilet.
     
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    I am a homosexual. Now answer the question. Also, which tribe do you hail from?
     
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    ban sugar bombs.
     
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    My lovely home is immaculate, I'll have you know!

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    At least you won't have to worry about waking up the neighbours...

    Or anyone breaking in to steal your stuff...

    Nice pic BTW. Do you have a link to a full size one?