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Discussion in 'News' started by Call me Tim, Apr 11, 2017.
Proof: Clinton KILLS
when is allanass morissette going to write a song about this
meals on wheels? more like heads under wheels!
*everyone in silence from my awesome pun and display of pure wit
*everyone starts cheering
* I earn @Likeicare respect and he gives me a subtle nod, and I return the gesture.
* aggressively tongue kiss @Sugar Bombs
* @zew0 watches on with tears in his eyes and his hand down his pants
* @Call me Tim throws me the keys to his fighter jet, @Hater passes me the flight helmet
*climbs into fighter jet
*free bird starting playing
*points to sky and says "we did it dad...we did it, @scumhook appears in the clouds and calls me a cunt."
*wipes away single tear and pushes the throttle forward
*fighter jet takes off into the sunset
* new marvel superhero movie teaser after credits
Lol you want my respect
this is a new low
*Inserts joke about women being not good at anything here.*
And here I was thinking that it was some elaborate suicide attempt, but it's just an old person being dumb.
my favorite part was when she tried to stop a 2 ton truck with her frail 80 year old body
Good try medal. There is humor there, just not exploited.
you eat kale chips at the vegan bar
while i play death metal guitar
you didnt have to go far
the reaper ghost rides your car
you crushed your own skull
waiting for a bowl
of gluten free yogurt
you simply lost all control
of your fucking car
died under the wheels
female drivers reeling
from incompetent feels
feminist lies left to die in the sun
a light shines on the stupid shit that youve done
vehicular homicide on yourself
your flattened head
slips through a coin slot
on its way to hell
Spamming forums just for a silly little gimmick that lasts only for a day? Sounds fun.
Fuck off retard
I'm fucking on, mate.
Fffff.... Sounds very sexy to imagine it.
Actually... I'm gonna do that now for real.
half marks, ill take it.