Woman driver runs over self; dies

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  1. Call me Tim
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    And here I was thinking that it was some elaborate suicide attempt, but it's just an old person being dumb.
     
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    my favorite part was when she tried to stop a 2 ton truck with her frail 80 year old body
     
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    you eat kale chips at the vegan bar
    while i play death metal guitar
    you didnt have to go far
    the reaper ghost rides your car

    you crushed your own skull
    waiting for a bowl
    of gluten free yogurt
    you simply lost all control

    of your fucking car
    died under the wheels
    female drivers reeling
    from incompetent feels

    feminist lies left to die in the sun
    a light shines on the stupid shit that youve done
    vehicular homicide on yourself
    your flattened head
    slips through a coin slot
    on its way to hell
     
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    Fffff.... Sounds very sexy to imagine it.

    Actually... I'm gonna do that now for real.
     
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