Woman Crawls in Doggie Door to Steal for Porn Addiction

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  1. Emily

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    Hasn't she heard of the internet?
     
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    Maybe stealing for the porn addiction was just an excuse for her real fetish: Hard style pet play.
     
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    This is why cats suck.

    There's no way to sneak into people's houses if they just have a small cat door.

    Mind you, any doggie door big enough for some fucking slut to squeeze through, usually means a decent sized dog guarding the place. Maybe she fucked the dog prior to squeezing through the door.

    Or maybe she was half way through when rover mounted her from behind.
     
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    All this "porn addiction" is bullshit. She made that up to maybe get off lightly, and the idiots as FOX find it useful to push their "sex is bad" agenda.

    Seriously, porn addiction is, for the most part, a specter made up by social conservatives who want to roll back sex lib.
     
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    Lol, she doesn't live that far from me. Like, 3 hours away.
     
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    Did anybody else get a boner while reading this story?

    He was waiting for the right moment.
     
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    Really? ;)
     
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    The most sexually promiscuous that a FOX News affiliate has ever been is having consensual sex in the missionary position for 5 seconds. Then the man blows his load all up and in her, causing another political spawn to breach the boundaries of our world.
     
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    Oh, that's only what they want you to know. ;)

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