Woman ages 50 years in just a few days

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  1. Emily

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    http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/new...es-woman-age-50-years-in-just-a-few-days.html

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  2. k-hate

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    that totally blows. id be depressed as shit
     
  3. Lloyd

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    "Allergic reaction". More like ancient azn dark magic. You never know what these people are doing with all those tiger penises and rare herbs.

    But seriously, that is one wicked allergy.
     
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    Poor girl
     
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    i'd rather kill myself than to let myself age that fast. wow, just wow
     
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    I cry bullshit
     
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    She'd still get it.
     
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    Why is that? Do you think it's some old witch who is trying to get sympathy or something?
     
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    No one would possibly put a pic of themselves up, 50 years later, and then want MONEYS....
    One is taken with a 35 mm film cam, one with an HD

    Time wasted, lawsuits wait
     
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    I was going to say something about that. Pic on the left is of lesser quality to the other one.
     
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    holy shit now she looks just like you eric.
     
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    Meh. I'd still hit rape it.
     
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    That's really sad.
     
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    Well...

    Asian women do age well.

    At least until menopause.
     
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    Well at least she can retire now.
     
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    I don't believe this until they show her documents... Thought it wouldn't be the first time we see an age-relate illness/condition so it's possible. Progeria anyone?

    The condition explained in the article seems to be a close answer:

    "Some have argued that the condition is lipodystrophy - a rare syndrome that causes a layer of fatty tissue beneath the surface of the skin to disintegrate while the skin itself continues to grow at a startling pace."

    If it's true then that's really shitty.
     
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    Maybe it was some kind of daoist black magic?

    I've learned a lot about it on True Justice.
    Vietnamese penis Quan Hệ Tình Dục Dương Vật now looks like a septugenarian after the rapid aging affliction took hold following an allergic reaction to "seafood".

    Its sad story began in 2008, when its youthful beauty began to fade over the course of just a few days, leaving it with sagging, wrinkled skin all over its shaft.
     
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    Dong vat, indeed
     
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    Ha! Eating dogs/cats is always better than seafood
     
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    Don't worry, i am sure there is some product from Garnier or Maybelline or some bullshit vitalift nutrient rich skin cream shit that can help her.
     
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    Additional: never try super fucking sour balls either, or you will end up looking like her.
     
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    soy un vago de mierda....
    that sucks but this a reverse situation like that army guy who got burned in war and later got married with his sweetheart and later she dumped him ......now lets see how long the husband will stay with her...
     
  30. ExplosiveDiareah

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    Did her cunt go all saggy with extra folds of skin?