Hello, Gaemers. This is Fabio, the most beautiful man in the cosmos, love guru and inventor of the dance of love, and I am here to tell you to be the most masculine of classes: the barbarian. True men need not talk to get what they desire. One look should tell all that his needs are king. How a barbarian carries himself carries more weight than a thousand veiled threats, and even if forces of ignorance stand between he and his desire? He has the manpower within himself to force them to give him what he likes. Women know the wisdom of this, and flock to the barbarian. As they should. Only real men, men who know power and success, play barbarians. Are you not such a man? Do you not wish for power? Riches? Beautiful women? All of these and more will be yours when you decide, wisely, to create a barbarian. This is Fabio, the most beautiful man in the cosmos, telling these things, to you!
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