Witty Thread Title So that You Guys Accept Me

Discussion in 'Noob Introduction Forum' started by DDshoeshowz, Aug 19, 2011.

  1. DDshoeshowz

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    LOOOOOVE MEEE!
     
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    Blow me.
     
  4. DDshoeshowz

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    How about I pay Atomic Joe to blow Lucky?
     
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    Also, in all truthfulness, I find the ED crew to be the nicest on the internet. After they beat your ass of course.
     
  7. Emily

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    BANNED LOL

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    Tru dat
     
  8. DDshoeshowz

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    WEll, they just need to beat the weev out of you. Then you're good :)
     
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  10. DDshoeshowz

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    Alright, see you later babe ;)
     
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    I like you :)
     
  13. DDshoeshowz

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    Then I'm doing something wrong. :awesome:
     
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    Yeah we~re the coolest crew on da block.

    We roll~ as one and nuthin ever comes between us.
     
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    i love the fact you have professor farnsworth as your avatar....
    so i accept you...
    welcome to the group! :awesome:
     
  17. DDshoeshowz

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    Yes, because on the inside, I am a crotchety old man.

    It doesn't help the fact that I actually do scientific research. After so much biological training, it kind of messes with your view of people. I mean, I deeply appreciate people in general and love talking to people - having meaningful connections and all that great shit - but I also have this double-vision where I can't help but see everyone as a biological animal as well.

    I mean, I'll be making sexy time and all of the sudden, I'll stop and think how different it would be if people as a species retained their baculum. Its like, DOOD, penis jerking shouldn't be this complicated.

    So, yah, as I was saying, I love you too :)
     
  18. Baya Rae 4900

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    I see everybody as a "biological animal" as well. Though I've never had such training.
     
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    Unless your Christian I suggest leaving for now until I get things in control.
     
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    get things under control? HA fuck you try and tame this sexual beast and i swear you will get buttfucked
     
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    Uh you will do no such thing. You WILL submit to my authority on this forum and accept Christ as your Saviour.
     
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    I'm sorry, David, but I can't let you do that.

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    Besides, free will comes to mind. You can't physically MAKE anyone do anything. Coercion, on the other hand, works pretty good.

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    Or you know...shout louder and sweat more. Whatever works.
     
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    i think he's coming on to me
     
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    So I don't have the predisposition of a scientist? Even if you are serious, is that a compliment or not? Because most of the scientists I know of don't know squat about economics, politics or any other important stuff.
     
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    The funny part of the comics atheist scum make is that NO ONE makes those kinds of claims. They just make arguments up in their heads that sounds good and make a shitty cartoon to reflect it.

    lol
     
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    God loves all his children, even the athiests.

    And that comic looks pretty well-drawn to me. Colors are all inside the lines, and they are pleasing to the eye.
     
  30. ChristianWarrior94

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    That doesn't mean I have to.

    Oh please the bodies are not even proportional - the artist is probably some glutton who wasted college for this shit.