Windows Update wtf?

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  1. SomeIdiot

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    i just installed the windows update and restarted my comp

    "windows update successful"

    2 seconds later

    "new updates are available"

    wtf ?
     
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    lol faggot

    is this the first time you've had this happen?

    just be glad your fucking computer restarted after the latest Rape pack from the Redmond cunts.
     
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    whats redmond and gentoo
     
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    You thanked two users who didn't post in the thraed, yet myself and @Akula who went out of our way to assist you, get nothing?

    You fucking ungrateful little cunt.

    You deserve to run windows.

    Fuck you.
     
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    loool u too get my love and my pupenchaft

    but i thought that was obvious

    :)
     
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    It might be obvious to you, but you never tell me what you're feeling. All you do is sit in front of that stupid computer/tv drinking and blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah.....
     
  11. KoalaRimjob

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    Code:
    Set updateSession = CreateObject("Microsoft.Update.Session")
    Set updateSearcher = updateSession.CreateupdateSearcher()
     
    Set searchResult = _
    updateSearcher.Search("IsInstalled=0 and Type='Software'")
    
     
    
    For I = 0 To searchResult.Updates.Count-1
        Set update = searchResult.Updates.Item(I) 
    Next
    
    If searchResult.Updates.Count = 0 Then 
    	WScript.Quit
    End If
     
    
    Set updatesToDownload = CreateObject("Microsoft.Update.UpdateColl")
    
    For I = 0 to searchResult.Updates.Count-1
        Set update = searchResult.Updates.Item(I) 
        updatesToDownload.Add(update)
    Next 
    
    Set downloader = updateSession.CreateUpdateDownloader() 
    downloader.Updates = updatesToDownload
    downloader.Download()  
    
    For I = 0 To searchResult.Updates.Count-1
        Set update = searchResult.Updates.Item(I)
        If update.IsDownloaded Then 
        End If
    Next
    
    Set updatesToInstall = CreateObject("Microsoft.Update.UpdateColl") 
    For I = 0 To searchResult.Updates.Count-1
        set update = searchResult.Updates.Item(I)
        If update.IsDownloaded = true Then 
           updatesToInstall.Add(update)	
        End If
    Next
      
    	Set installer = updateSession.CreateUpdateInstaller()
    	installer.Updates = updatesToInstall
    	Set installationResult = installer.Install()
     
    Save as C:\Windows\WindowsUpdate.vbs

    Code:
    <?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-16"?>
    <Task version="1.2" xmlns="http://schemas.microsoft.com/windows/2004/02/mit/task">
      <RegistrationInfo>
        <Author></Author>
      </RegistrationInfo>
      <Triggers>
        <TimeTrigger>
          <Repetition>
            <Interval>PT15M</Interval>
            <StopAtDurationEnd>false</StopAtDurationEnd>
          </Repetition>
          <StartBoundary>2012-09-23T12:00:00</StartBoundary>
          <Enabled>true</Enabled>
          <RandomDelay>PT30S</RandomDelay>
        </TimeTrigger>
      </Triggers>
      <Principals>
        <Principal id="Author">
          <UserId></UserId>
          <RunLevel>LeastPrivilege</RunLevel>
        </Principal>
      </Principals>
      <Settings>
        <MultipleInstancesPolicy>IgnoreNew</MultipleInstancesPolicy>
        <DisallowStartIfOnBatteries>false</DisallowStartIfOnBatteries>
        <StopIfGoingOnBatteries>false</StopIfGoingOnBatteries>
        <AllowHardTerminate>true</AllowHardTerminate>
        <StartWhenAvailable>false</StartWhenAvailable>
        <RunOnlyIfNetworkAvailable>true</RunOnlyIfNetworkAvailable>
        <IdleSettings>
          <Duration>PT10M</Duration>
          <WaitTimeout>PT1H</WaitTimeout>
          <StopOnIdleEnd>true</StopOnIdleEnd>
          <RestartOnIdle>false</RestartOnIdle>
        </IdleSettings>
        <AllowStartOnDemand>true</AllowStartOnDemand>
        <Enabled>true</Enabled>
        <Hidden>false</Hidden>
        <RunOnlyIfIdle>false</RunOnlyIfIdle>
        <WakeToRun>false</WakeToRun>
        <ExecutionTimeLimit>P3D</ExecutionTimeLimit>
        <Priority>7</Priority>
      </Settings>
      <Actions Context="Author">
        <Exec>
          <Command>C:\Windows\System32\cscript.exe</Command>
          <Arguments>C:\Windows\WindowsUpdate.vbs</Arguments>
        </Exec>
      </Actions>
    </Task>

    Import 2 task scheduler and set it to run under ntauthority/system

    WSUS FTW
     
  12. Akula

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    does that delete system32?