So today in a class I was teaching (at my college, you have to teach at least one 101 class so you can get your degree), we were finishing up the lecture, and I was about to get homework assignments from the class. I thought I would cut my class some slack (and score by getting good marks on my evaluation) by trying to set up a deal with the students with homework they missed out on doing. In doing so, I apparently aggro'd the hambeast in the back of the class, complaining on how other students can get away with not doing homework while she "tirelessly" gets her homework done, even though she's a single mother, has some made up sickness, etc. I gave her my patented "What the bloody ape fuck!?" look, and said, "Listen, Jabba the Fat, we don't care about your problems, or your devorced beanbag chair of an ass, with your half retarded inbred son. You live with your parents. Go down some tubs of icecream at the icecream bar, and shut the fuck up." She ran out, and the freshmen applauded me.