WiFi, the sperm killer.

Discussion in 'News' started by Edgeworth, Nov 29, 2011.

  1. Edgeworth

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    http://www.nydailynews.com/news/wifi-damage-sperm-quality-study-article-1.983764
     
  2. Akula

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    Showed you "it"? You mean he showed you his sperm?
     
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    This is news ?
    I thought this is a conclusion we could all deduce on our own...
     
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    As if you had any kids to begin with, faggot.

    Topic wise, this sounds like a good thing, Vasectomies are expensive, and well, I want a vasectomy.
     
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    So? just wack off from a safety distance. Problem solved.
     
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    This is a good thing because this will probably stop the growth of the Human Population.
     
  8. toxicmaniac

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    The awkward moment when you realize that you fap everyday on the laptop thus killing 2 times the sperm.
     
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    hippie propaganda
     
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    Yes he did.
     
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    Did they control for temperature? Our lab has done DNA damage studies with insane amounts of cellphone radiation. PArt of the issue might be that the sperm are haploid and don't hav ea sister chromatid for some of the repair mechanisms. People re OBSESSED with finding health damages from anything that produces a signal. Shut the fuck up. You guys are idiots. Also what lab was this, they may not even be reputable.
     
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    WiFi sucks, Gigabit Ethernet + Multi-mode Fiber FTW